The Holder of Nothingness (DxD)

Chapter 2: Devils? Fuck...

Edward was lying on his bed, with Rias and the rest of the ORC and Issei being present in the room. Edward sat up and looked at them with a lazy expression, "So... whaddya want?" he said as Rias sighed, "The same thing I asked yesterday. How did you kill the fallen? And how did you randomly appear in a fountain?"

"Before I answer that why the hell is it important to you? If it's simple curiosity I'll just shoot you. But I don't think that's the case." Edward spoke Rias narrowed her eyes and gave in, "We are devils," their wings expanded, "And this is my territory, and right now you're a potential threat. Though I'd rather not have to kill you."

"Devils huh? I've lived for quite a long time and never seen devils, only ones I saw were... never mind." he sighed, "I think it's pretty obvious I'm not from here, how I appeared from the fountain as I was transported here than a big ass dragon transported me into the fountain. Then I saved, shit stain over there and rented a room here that had a prostitute in it."

Rias ignoring the last parts, "Not from here?" Edward sighed loudly, "Don't have dimensional travel in this place? Fucking hell, I'm from a different dimension." he bluntly spoke, "You're joking right?" Rias asked awkwardly still in a bit of shock and borderline not believing him.

"You have Devils, Fallen Angels, bullshit magic, and big ass dragons who LIVE in a different dimension and you can't believe I came from one?" Koneko speaks up, "He makes a fair point." Rias shushed her, "So who sent you here or did you send yourself here?"

"Got sent here by my boss." Edward spoke grabbing the black cat that was on the bed and throwing it out of the open window, Koneko glares at the cat while no one really does anything besides Issei, he runs to the window and sees the cat perfectly fine, "Bro don't do that to animals what are you an asshole?!" he yelled, "I saved you from becoming a shishkabob so shut up."

"Oh right, how did you survive being stabbed like that? I mean she made a huge hole in your stomach." Edward blinked, "Oh, I'm immortal." Issei deadpanned, "Don't fuck with me dude." Issei instantly replied, "You saw me get stabbed and instantly healed."

"Fair point."

"So why were you sent here by your boss?" Rias asked, "He got tired of dealing with me." Edward's eyebrow twitches when she opens her mouth once more, "Why didn't he just fire you then?"  

"I'm tired of playing 20 questions. He can't fire me cause I'm what we call a M A G E. I don't know if you got some bullshit magic here but mine and his literally defies everything that exists cause fuck you. You see how I made that gun?" he materializes the gun and shoots the wall making a large hole in it, "I can make anything."

"That's quite impressive magic." Rias says with a devious smile, "So what are its limitations?" Edward smiles, "Limitations? What's that?" he chuckled after seeing how quickly they people got into their combat stances. "Calm your undies kiddos I'm not gonna kill ya." Issei sighed in relief. "Yet." Issei flinched, he turned around looking at Edward who was laughing.

"God, you're too easy. Anyways what's your deal I answered your hell hole of questions so you answer mine redhead."

She sighs and starts speaking, "There was once a great war..."

Edward sort of tuned them out thinking mostly about what he's going to eat tonight, he's also trying to find the right way to explain Denial of Nothing, basically, like no limitations? Along with Zeltrech he can also resurrect dead people, I guess it's kinda like Projection like Shirou and depressed better Shirou had but without Gaia saying fuck you. 'I wonder if Zeltrech would get mad if I attach rockets to the back of the moon and shoot it at Earth... Nah that might give him PTSD Vietnam flashbacks kinda shit, wait he's older than the Vietnam war... eh don't know.

"You understand?" Rias suddenly says, "Oh Uhm yeah." Edward lies as easily as he killed people, kinda badly honestly. "And that is why we devils turn humans into Reincarnates Devils, though its a form of slavery we Gremory's don't treat our peerage members as slaves but as family." she "heroically," says doing like hand gestures and spinning a bit like she was in a poorly rated drama from RottenOranges.

"So Edward Rose, would you become one of my peerage members?" she dramatically said once more holding her hand out for me to take, "Fuck no." she almost tripped at her lack of balance, "Excuse me? We can offer so much extended life, you'd be stronger, we can offer you women, money, and protection."

"I'm literally immortal and can summon a fucking meteorite to destroy this entire planet, and the only thing that could kill me is a weapon that has an undying attribute but I'd be able to detect that and wipe you off the face of this plane in a heartbeat. If by any chance I have another girlfriend or just a sex pal my dick would get chopped off by my sorta-ex if she ever found out, and as I said I can literally destroy this planet with a snap of my fingers, well I don't even need to. So I see no benefits, only downsides. Fuck off, redhead."

"He... he has a fair point. But I'm not sure about his immortality might be a bluff buchou (is that how you spell it?)." Edward sighed and materialized his gun, he shot himself in the arm his arm flying off his arm and hitting the wall covering it in blood. Blood gets flung at everyone especially Koneko who was sitting on a chair closest to him.

Everyone widens their eyes and looks away covering their mouths besides Rias and Kiba. His arm grew back in a few seconds, "Proof enough princess?" he mocked, "What a gruesome way to prove it. But doesn't that hurt?" Edward has a bit of PTSD moment, "You get used to the pain." he simply says

Suddenly a magic circle appears on the floor, the Gremory circle to be more specific. Outcomes a handsome man with blood-red hair and what looks like a King's robe with large pauldrons. As well as some big boobed maid with pure white hair and a cold stare that can kill. The male looks at the bloodied peerage with a confused expression, as well as the man holding the strange gun with an arm on the ground and a wall of blood.

"Oh, dear this is awkward."

Renamed the book to actually be accurate, it's been a while since I wrote this alright?! cough Anyways I hope you enjoyed it was a bit of smaller chapter because I'm going to be busy for a few days and well uh... I've had a lot of "interruptions" today.

Hoped you enjoyed and I hope to see you in the next chapter, comment, vote, and wait patiently for the next chapter. Toodles~