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Both Kazuichi and Gundham were on a date, the two of them in front of each other, their drinks in their hands, food in front of them- or... Even if you call it food, it was more like dessert, it was a chocolate fudge cake, the two of them decided on it, even though Gundham was more of a fan of pumpkin spice, he still went along with the chocolate fudge since Kazuichi wanted it.
"Yeah, thanks for choosing this cake, it tastes really poggers" he spoke, picking the cake with his fork.
"Mhm..." Tanaka looked down at the table and shrugged his shoulders, wondering if he made a wrong decision to agree, but it was too late for that, since Kazuichi already finished the cake.
As soon as the waittress saw their empty plate; no cake, she walked up to the couple, recipe in hand, "excuse me, will that be all for today?" She asked, "uhm... I think so, what do you think Gundham?" Kazuichi questioned, turning to him, tilting his head, "... Mhm"
"Okay, so that'll be all for today, the total will be 9.59, how will you pay?" She asked, handing him the recipe and handing him the pen, "uh..." Souda turned to Gundham and cocked his head at the lady, signalling him to pay.
Tanaka opened his wallet and grabbed a ten dollar bill, handing it to the lady, "thaaank~ you!" She smiled, "now phone number?" She turned to Kazuichi, handing him a paper, "oh, sure, no problem" he wrote down on the silk white paper and drew a smiley face after it, which Gundham thought was his way of flirting, "..."
"Kazuichi!" Tanaka glared, "hm? What?"
Tanaka turned back to the lady in question and glared, "excuse me, woman, but I would appreciate it if you-..." Tanaka grabbed the paper from Kazuichi and scratched it out, writing his phone number down instead, "take mine instead"
"Oh, of course" she took took the paper from his hand and smiled at them both, "thank you, come again soon!" She spoke as she walked off into the kitchen.
"Kazuichi, we have much to discuss on that... filth" he whispered the last part as he turned to the lady who was in the kitchen, "Gundham... She's just doing her job, chillax, no need to be so jealous"
"... Jealous?" Tanaka repeated, cocking an eyebrow, "jealous?"
"For why would I be jealous of that wretched human who couldn't possibly possess you in their arms, exactly, there is no reason to be jealous of her because I already have you, while she, on the other hand, does not possess you, does she? So I have taken my word, and that is final"
"Jeez..." Souda groaned, "let's just go, kay?"
They both got up, Tanaka moving closer to Kazuichi and grabbing his hand, possibly still paranoid over the waitress incident, "..."
Souda turned to Gundham and chuckled, "dude, you've really gotta chill, you're like this all the time!"
"I'm just..." Tanaka huffed and pulled both of their hands in his pocket, "I'm just keeping you safe..."
"Pfft! No, you're just over protective!"
