SouDam Oneshots (part 3)

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"Gundham! I'm here!"

Kazuichi walked into the apartment, but something felt odd, in fact, Gundham wasn't waiting at the door this time...

Was he asleep?

Kazuichi looked around the apartment, until he noticed the Bathroom door was opened, "Jesus, Gundham, you freaked the shit out of me, why didn't you—

He paused at the door frame and almost immediately, his eyes widened

—Say anything..."

"..."

"Gundham...?"

Tanaka turned to him, stopped what he was doing(aka his makeup) and took his earbuds out as his face flushed a deep shade of pink, "ah! Kazuichi! I-I..." He turned to the door and covered his lower body parts with a towel, "I didn't hear you, my deepest apologies"

"What the hell dude!? You're supposed to close the restroom door when you're using it! It's plain simple logic!"

"..." Gundham shrugged his shoulders in response, "it's nothing unnatural, Kazuichi, I do say that you're being a bit over dramatic over this one situation, you can simply walk out, that way you wouldn't have to converse with me, but no, you decided to stay and keep company"

"... D-Dude, You're-... I-... What?"

Tanaka put an earbud back in and slammed the door in his face, leaving Kazuichi in utter shock.

"Dude-... I just saw his-..." He covered his face, that seemed to be in a deep shade of red and let out a small squeak, "... The hell?"

When Tanaka finally came out the restroom, Kazuichi was watching Television, specifically, Cars.

"Kazuichi, why are you watching such nonfictional things? This by far is meaningless and its-"

"Chillax, it's just a kids cartoon, no need to go all buck wild over this" he sighed, "besides, I guess the most meaningless thing to you is the bathroom door, isn't that right, Mr WhoDoesntCloseTheBathroomDoor?"
Tanaka glared at him and huffed, "fine, keep that attitude and we'll see who will be the one in the deepest hell"

"Oh puh-leaase, stop trying to be intimidati-"

Gundham interrupted him by throwing a pillow at his face, "... What... Did you just do...?" He asked, slowly turning his head to him.

"Nothing, why? What seems to be the matter, my dearest comrade" he said with a sly smirk, crossing his arms,

"oh it's on!"

Kazuichi got off the couch and shoved Gundham aside, making him fall on the floor, back first, "agh!"

"See!? I did it! I-... Holy crap! Are you okay?!"

Kazuichi got off of him and realized Gundham was groaning, "shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshit!! I'm so sorry!" He panicked and helped Gundham up, "I'm so so sorry!"

"Nonsense, it's fine, no need to fret, Kazuichi..."

".. You sure? I can call Mikan..."

"No! No need!!"

Kazuichi frowned and started crying, "ugh!"

"..."

Tanaka stared at him for a second, thinking they were crocodile tears, but to his surprise, they weren't.

"There is no eternal damage, so don't shed those tears..."

"Hmph... Yo-Youre just saying that to make me feel better!! I'm a horrible friend!!"

"..."

"Kazuichi-... No!"

Tanaka crouched down and hesitantly hugged him, slowly wrapping his arms around Kazuichi, "no... Don't say such blasphemy about yourself, it pains me to hear you say such things and I do wish to refuse hearing this again, you're absolutely wonderful and-...rather astonishing... You dare not say this rubbish ever again, am I clear?"

"..."

Kazuichi rubbed his eyes and hugged him back, even though he didn't respond, Gundham knew that he understood, after all, they've been friends for so long, they know if one is playing or if one is serious, that's just how well they knew each other...

(I didn't get any sleep at all, and it's currently 8 am, this is me rn)