Silver Heart - alright everyone, wear a facemask and let's go!
Joker - where are we going?
Spade - yah master?
Silver Heart - well we need to get the vaccine for Covid-19!
Queen - HUH?!
TYPES OF PEOPLE IN HAVING A VACCINE KAITOU JOKER EDITION!
1. The Scared
Spade - Alright everyone, Blue, you go first.
Cap. Blue - NOPE-
Spade - you NEED it
Cap. Blue - I am a PIRATE and I do not need this !!!
Spade - shut up and just sit still
Cap. Blue - *hisses* NoOo
Spade - It will be quick!
Cap. Blue - There is no way I will let this so called Vasine enter my veins!
Spade - it's called Vaccine, Blue.
Cap. Blue - I don't ca-
Nurse - it's all done sir.
Cap. Blue - huh, that wasn't that scary-
Spade - good, cause we need to come back for a second dose
Cap. Blue - I take back what I said- NOOOO-
2. Over Confident
Joker - Alright, let me show you babies how a real man gets his vaccine!
Spade - sure
Nurse - I'll prepare it real quickly
Joker - this is so easy! I don't know why your all so scared?
Queen - whatever Joker
Nurse - now sit still sir
Joker - of course
*not even a second later*
Joker - Can we do it on my other arm?
Nurse - nope
Joker - dang
*a second later*
Joker - How long will this take?
Nurse - just a couple of seconds
Spade - why are you asking so much questions Joker?
Joker - nothing!
Nurse - All done sir.
Joker - SEE everything went well! I wasn't scared at all!
Queen - so what was with all those questions?
Joker - to distract myself. Pretty clever, huh?
Spade - just admit you were a bit scared
Joker - nope
3. The Over-protective
Shadow - woah there, we can't let Rose have the vaccine! It isn't safe for kids!
Rose - Oni-chan, were literally the same age or something
Shadow - Okay then. you can have the vaccine, but Cyan II can't. He is still a baby!
Cyan II - Bwoody Wain
Joker - he is like 2 years old!
Shadow - your point?
Joker - Cyan II isn't a baby anymore, he's a kid!
Shadow - whatever Jack.
Rose - so can I have a vaccine?
Shadow - it's still a no
Joker - geez
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