Types of People in- Pt.1

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Silver Heart - alright everyone, wear a facemask and let's go!

Joker - where are we going?

Spade - yah master?

Silver Heart - well we need to get the vaccine for Covid-19!

Queen - HUH?!



TYPES OF PEOPLE IN HAVING A VACCINE KAITOU JOKER EDITION!


1. The Scared

Spade - Alright everyone, Blue, you go first.

Cap. Blue - NOPE-

Spade - you NEED it

Cap. Blue - I am a PIRATE and I do not need this !!!

Spade - shut up and just sit still

Cap. Blue - *hisses* NoOo

Spade - It will be quick!

Cap. Blue - There is no way I will let this so called Vasine enter my veins!

Spade - it's called Vaccine,  Blue.

Cap. Blue - I don't ca-

Nurse - it's all done sir.

Cap. Blue - huh, that wasn't that scary-

Spade - good, cause we need to come back for a second dose

Cap. Blue - I take back what I said- NOOOO-


2. Over Confident

Joker -  Alright, let me show you babies how a real man gets his vaccine!

Spade - sure

Nurse - I'll prepare it real quickly

Joker - this is so easy! I don't know why your all so scared?

Queen - whatever Joker

Nurse - now sit still sir

Joker - of course

*not even a second later*

Joker - Can we do it on my other arm?

Nurse - nope

Joker - dang 

*a second later*

Joker - How long will this take?

Nurse - just a couple of seconds

Spade - why are you asking so much questions Joker?

Joker - nothing!

Nurse - All done sir.

Joker - SEE everything went well! I wasn't scared at all!

Queen - so what was with all those questions?

Joker - to distract myself. Pretty clever, huh?

Spade - just admit you were a bit scared

Joker - nope


3. The Over-protective

Shadow - woah there, we can't let Rose have the vaccine! It isn't safe for kids!

Rose - Oni-chan, were literally the same age or something

Shadow - Okay then. you can have the vaccine, but Cyan II can't. He is still a baby!

Cyan II - Bwoody Wain

Joker - he is like 2 years old!

Shadow - your point?

Joker - Cyan II isn't a baby anymore, he's a kid!

Shadow - whatever Jack.

Rose - so can I have a vaccine?

Shadow - it's still a no

Joker - geez

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