Gregory found was walking around his local dog park, sniffing each dog that he walked by until he found one dog who wasn't really a dog but much rather a man dog. He was green and had a white smiley mask on, and soon transformed into Jacob from twilight. "Gregory found, it's me Jacob from twilight but the jacob with short hair and completely white washed"
"OMG JACOB FROM TWILIGHT!1!1!!1!1!1!!" Greg yelled out and started having public sex with jacob aka dream aka tall daddy aka minecraft. Soon edward from twilight walked in and watched as the two fornicated on the grass, on top of dog shit.
"Gregory... my love" Edward said, his milky white skin shining like diamonds in the morning sun. "Please gregory show me love instead" just then edward shape shifted into strapnap from minecraft and started doing the do with jacob (dream) and gregory around.
"JEE WILIKERS THAT WAS POG CHAMP" Starpnarp yelled out, he was from texas meaning he was gay, gay people are from texas.
"oi mate it sure was mate poggers indeed pip pip" because gregory found is from the UK he spoke with a british accent because he is british
"aw yeah dude that was so totally amazingly *insert slur* *insert another slur* wonderful *slur* sex dudes" dream said while getting cancelled on twitter and then getting told that he's young and doesn't know that his words have consequences because he's a baby úwù. Dream is from florida so he is extremely homoerotic.
After getting cancelled on twitter by white people with a saviour complex who refuse to listen to POC voices and just decide that one joke, one non offensive joke, had a deeper meaning, Gregory walked about but he couldn't actually walk, he was in a wheelchair because of the instemde anal sex that he had with straps and deem.
Honestly people really need to stop showing me twitter threads of why schlatt is cancelled because honestly i don't care. funny man make funny video hehe.
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