Turning Izuku Off And Back On Doesn't Work

Spa Day With Shiggy

Hi it's your favorite author that's a Toga kinnie back at it again!

Izuku's POV:

I remembered about the promised spa day.

"Shiggy! Dabi! Himi!"

"Yeah?"

"What's up?"

"Ugh, what?"

"Get dressed and get down to the bar! We have things to do and places to be!"

"Ooh! Where are we going~?"

"That's a surprise!"

"I'll be down in a minute!"

"Same."

"Me three."

And so about 20 minutes later, all three were ready to go.

"I'm driving." Dabi said.

"Nuh uh. We aren't getting a speeding ticket today. Mama's driving."

"Great, so 5 miles per hour."

"You'll eat your words soon, Dabi."

"Prove it, old lady."

So about 2 minutes later, when we were blasting down the highway at 90 miles per hour, Dabi quite frankly almost shit his pants

"What the fuck do you mean not getting a speed ticket?!"

"Oh Dabi, one day you'll be on my level." I sped up to 100.

When we reached the Walmart, Dabi never seemed happier to see solid ground.

"How was that not getting a speed ticket!?"

"You see, you're the type of bitch baby to do 60 in a 30. I'm the type of queen to do a 90 in a 30. Now come along children, we must be on our way."

"Still! How did you not get a speed ticket!?"

"Hun, if you go fast enough, not even the cops can catch you." I started walking into the store. Everyone followed. 

Soon enough, we made it to the medication and skin care aisles.

"Why are we here?" Shiggy asked, clearly scared.

"Well, you told me you threw away your skin care products, and it doesn't take a genius to know you need them." Himiko snorted. "So you're gonna come with us or it's feast night tonight and you get nothing."

"Fineeee."

"Why do you consistently threaten people with food? And why does it work?"

"Because, as previously stated, my cooking is on god level and so am I. Now, you two are gonna bond and get all these products," I handed them a list. "while I bond with Himiko. I'll text when you need to meet us at the front. And if you're good, I'll get you guys one thing you want. Ok?"

"Ok."

"Cmon Bacon Bits, we gotta get this stuff quick."

"Alright Himiko, we have to get some hair stuff, and some skin stuff, but then we can do Makeup and nail polish."

"But I don't use nail polish?"

"But I do. Now cmon! I know from your hair that you haven't used proper shampoo or conditioner in god knows when."

"Hmphf."

"You know I'm right."

"I hate that."

"Yeah, most do." She begrudgingly began walking towards the hair aisle.

We picked up a few different shampoos and conditioners, and headed towards skin care. 

We got acne treatment, and then we were off to makeup.

It was all going fine, until a fatal question was asked.

"Do you think nude colors or unnatural colors are better?"

And everything fell into chaos.

"Unnatural of course!" I responded

"No, Nude are! What are you, a drag queen?"

"Yes! And who doesn't want to make a bold statement!"

"Lowlife villains!"

"Yeah, Ms. motherfucking kawaii school uniform! You're just jealous that I have good eyelashes!"

"Oh sure. Look at my eyelashes, they are way better! I could wear any color and look great!"

"Those things look faker than the animal fur on that guy's coat over there!" I pointed towards a guy in a weird ass plague mask and a green coat with atrocious purple fur lining.

"Well I can just shift to somebody with way better eyelashes than you!"

"Yeah, use the quirk to stop all your problems!"

"You would if you had one!"

"I could beat your ass and keep my makeup intact while cooking the league dinner. Don't fucking try it."

You Probably Know Who's POV:

I was trying to get groceries and toiletries in the midst of the germ factory that was the store, when two of the diseased began fighting over makeup. 

And then one of them had the audacity to call the fur on my coat fake! I was about to go over when I heard them say something.

"Yeah, use the quirk to solve all your problems!"

"You would if you had one!" 

The green haired one was... quirkless?

"I could beat your ass and keep my makeup intact while cooking the league dinner. Don't fucking try it."

I took a good look at the two for the first time, and I realized something. The greenette was one of the most beautiful people I had seen in my life.

I had to have him.

Alr now that that's done, back to Izuku's POV:

"But I wanna try your food tonight."

"Exactly. Now cmon hun, we gotta go to the front."

So we went to the front, and luckily Shiggy and Dabi were already there.

We checked out, and sped over to the spa.

We got our treatments, and finally got back home. At least we can rest now.

"We have a meeting tomorrow."

Shit.

Have a good morning, afternoon, or night and I'll see you next time!