Turning Izuku Off And Back On Doesn't Work

You can't ground me, I'm your mother

It's your favorite author that's a Jirou kinnie back at it again!

Izuku's POV:

"So like I'm gonna need you to not kill him immediately."

"Who is he, Izuku?"

"Nobody, I swear, KEEP THAT GODDAMN GLOVE ON TOMURA OR I SWEAR TO FUCK YOU'RE LOSING A FINGER!"

"DID YOU HOOK UP WITH SOMEONE, IZUKU?!"

"JESUS! FUCK NO! HE'S OUR NEW ORPHAN FRIEND!"

"Oh. You adopted another one."

"YES! Now put back on the glove, and calm the fuck down, or your video games are going on a nice week long road trip!"

"Fine."

"Good. Now get the fuck out, I'm gonna get him fully adopted and showered."

"See ya, mom."

"Buh bye."

Tomura left the room, and I turned to the smol child.

"Hitoshi, hun, wake up! You need to shower and eat breakfast."

Without opening his eyes he responded

"...mom?"

"Technically."

"Moriko? MORIKO! Ohmygodimsosorry-"

"Hush my child. You have been forgiven. Also adopted."

"What the fuck?"

"Well, I have children that I have forcefully adopted. You're one of them. So yeah, welcome to the family. We're all villains, except I'm morally grey I guess? I'm aiming for the UA hero course, mainly to fuck shit up, but the point is that nobody here except Tomura will give you shit for wanting to whatever you do."

"I-I want to be a hero!"

"Beautiful. And you can do that. But what you can't do is tell anybody who I am, or like red velvet cake."

"O..ok?"

"Yeah. Now go ahead and shower. There's a bathroom in the room to your  left side right there. You can wear some of my clothes when you're done."

"Alright."

After that I left the room, allowing him to do what he needed to. 

Heading downstairs, I saw Kurogiri had already began breakfast.

"Hey 'giri!"

"Hello, Izuku."

"Prepare another extra plate, please! I got another child, and try to put more food on it. He's skinny as a rail!"

"Of course."

"Thanks a bunch!"

"You're welcome."

I went back upstairs after a couple minutes, and I returned to my room. Luckily, Shinsou was already done showering and dressed.

I led him downstairs, and everyone was down by then.

"CHILDREN!" I screamed. Everyone looked my way. "This is your new sibling, Shinsou Hitoshi! He was adopted last night, and he's gonna be a hero!"

"...hi?"

Toga lept forward.

"Hiya! I'm Himiko Toga, your new cool big sister! I'm a villain!"

"...c-cool?"

"I just can't wait to taste your blood! Can I, Izu? Can I?"

"Only when him and I both have a bill of clean health. Now Shinsou, please go pick up breakfast from Kurogiri. He's the floaty misty man. I'll introduce you to the others."

He picked up his food, and I corralled everyone into a line.

"First up is Tomura, my first adopted child. Then we have Himiko and Dabi, both at about the same time. And that's it so far."

"Oh, ok."

"Nice to meet you, kid."

"You too."

"Let's all eat!" Toga butted in.

"Let's."

So we did. We all got our food from Kurogiri, and ate our respective breakfasts.

And just like that, the day began.

That's all for now! Have a good morning, afternoon, or night, and I'll see you next time!