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⇨ andy fucking loves taking your picture. like, his camera roll is entirely dedicated to you and your pretty face.
⇨ and he doesn't just keep it to himself.
⇨ no, andy barber is the type of man to make his love for you everyone's goddamn business.
⇨ literally, i bet my ass that andy would post you EVERYWHERE.
⇨ he has a calendar that has all of the "national holidays" and "international holidays" marked down. specifically the ones that are dedicated to girlfriends.
⇨ but even that's not enough.
⇨ no, he needs to post you every fucking day cause that's how much he loves you.
⇨ he would deadass make up holidays to just find a reason to post you.
⇨"it's sexy girlfriend sunday, babe. yes, it's a real day. now gimme a pretty smile so i can show all my friends how pretty you are."
⇨ "it's milf monday. what? yeah, you're a milf. is our puppy not a good enough child for you? do you want me to fuck a baby into you to make you a mom?"
⇨ "happy thot thursday! hey! i mean that with the most love! what do you mean, where did I learn that word? you say it all the time and i listen!!"
⇨ "yo, it's whore for daddy's cock wednesday! ooh, you like that one don't you? why don't you get down on your knees and show me how much you like it? smile for the camera. don't worry, this one's just for me."
⇨ no, but for real, if anyone tried to google "andy barber" to try and figure out who he is and what he's about, all they will find are pictures of you.
⇨ his facebook—cause yes, he still uses facebook—would have albums upon albums of your pretty face.
⇨ his profile pic and cover photo would both feature you.
⇨ his instagram is solely pictures of you.
⇨ his twitter only talks about you.
⇨ and, if he had a tiktok, he would take so many cute domestic videos of you to post.
⇨ cause this man worships you.
⇨ he loves you, and sees you as the most wonderful, most perfect thing in his life, and he just needs to show everyone how lucky he is to have you.
