"ALL RIGHT so where are we on the school lunch article ?" Mr Toshinori asked the group in charge of that in the journalism class going through this roster to assign tasks for the school newspaper.
"Now next up final assignment, it's a doozy but a real feather in the cap for any reporter worth their self that really want to comment on the social life of this school"
Silence no one dared speak they didn't want to do this but mr Toshi kept pushing
"No? No one? Really alrighty iizzzukkuuuu yes just the guy I wanted for this job!"
"I-ah-but" sighing he looks over to me Toshi
"I want you to step out of your comfort zone and bring your special brand of journalistic gravitas to...an article about homecoming!"
"Ah- mr Toshi with all due respect I really-"
He tried turning down the assignment but it was too late he was gone and deku was stuck
Turning to ochaco and Momo pouting " why homecoming it's stupid! I'm not even going"
He grumbled out
"Ah but deku! Maybe it's the universe telling you to go!" Ochaco argued wanting her friend to come to the dance
"Easy for you to say I- I don't have a date" he reasoned wanting to get out of the conversation
"Oh I can fix that" she said pulling out her phone out scrolling through potential dates for deku "ahh mineta?"
"Ugh tiny hands"
"K um Kojiro bondo?"
"Smells like glue"
"Tomura?"
"Tomura like needs some chapstick hands bitch Tomura?"
"Ah what about-"deku started to tune her out
Although ochacos menu of dudes was never ending there was only one guy deku wanted to be my date to home coming and that's him~
Shoto todoroki- #myfuturehusband
Amazeballs, handsome , cool , amazeballs!!!, hot, popular AMAZEBALLS!!!!
Only problem izuku couldn't get three words out to him-literally
~mini flashback~
Izuku is standing at the door of the class room looking at todoroki when he notices and waves back "ah- okay bye"
He says leaving the class awkwardly
~End flashback~
Sighing deku grabs his books from his locker-
" WOO IMMA KICK SOME ASS"
Ugh you know those people you grow up with maybe took baths with them when you were little? But now they just annoy the shit out of you, I give you
Katsuki bakugou- #footballcaptain, man-whore asshole, and...izukus neighbour...
"Hey neighbour " bakugou says waltzing over to deku
"Katsuki" he says in greeting
"I saw you watching some weird American superhero movie last night"he starts off like it's an ice breaker
"Were you spying on me?" Deku question in disgust
"A. Don't leave your curtains open and B it's hard to ignore a bunch of American people in tight latex suits and fighting for their lives, looked horrible by the way, all that reading!"
He chuckles
"Those would be subtitles"he says matter-of-a-factly
"Hm super,so where are your girls?" He asked looking around
"Who wants to know?" He crossed his arms raising an eyebrow hip jutting out
"Hm,The only man in your life~" he said in a sultry teasing tone
"Mmm kacchan you wouldn't be in my life if you where the only man left on the planet" he chuckles rolling his eyes
"Ah sticks and stones deku, speaking of stones rock hard abs," he said lifting up his shirt to display his impressive torso and abdomen "touch em, graze em" he says in a teasing tone deku rolling his eyes and shrugging him off
That's when camie strolls in "heyy there you are!" She exclaims, starting to make out with a suprised Katsuki for a while making deku uncomfortable
Kacchan and camie are known around school as the relationship strobe-light on and off again a thousand times
Once camie breaks the kiss she slaps katsuki turning to address izuku "ah midoriya! Well this is awkward, sorry but were you just hitting on my,...ex boyfriend " she punctuates the ' ex' by looking at the guy she was making out with three seconds ago
"Ah- no, no just having some me time at my locker, he approached me." Deku says awkwardly
"Ah, totally I agree that could never happen," she laughs turning to bakugou saying in a lower tone "I know you miss me," before walking off
"That's a healthy thing you got going..." He says awkwardly pointing to the girl who just waltzed off.
"See ya later deku" katsuki says walking off as well.
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Over double the word count than the last chapter! Hope you enjoyed, tell me about any mistakes please!
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Bakudeku- The duff
FanfictionBasically the classic teen movie the duff but Bakudeku how fun. When Izuku is told by his childhood friend- Kacchan and the most popular guy In school that he's a duff how is he supposed to react?
