2020

𝐘𝐞𝐚𝐫... 2020

After the pandemic hit everybody panicked including my girl.

I said we can't dine out but what about a romantic dinner at my apartment...

I ventured out of my apartment, hopped in my car and drove to the liquor store.

      I walked towards the
              counter,
           shouts heard...

✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯ ✯

"Stop!"

Stop, put your mask on
and step six feet back from the counter!

"What?"

I said, I have a mask on,

what are you talking about?

The male clerk said,

well, it isn't on properly.

Properly, I said,

"It's covering my face and nose you jerk,

now, I need a bottle of Tequila!"

He replied, "I guess your nose is too big for any mask bozo."

I paid for the Tequila, bought a Margarita mix but not before secretly putting super glue on
the $20 dollar bill and quarters I gave him.

I returned to my place and ordered some good chinese food using Door Dash...

The delivery driver used
a six foot long pole and
tied my food to the end, poking it inside my door.

I stood there shaking my head.

He remained there expecting a tip...

So, I took ten dollars in
$1 dollar bills and tied
them to the pole but just before he reached it,

I snatched the bills and closed the door...

Ha!

That'll teach him!