Momo my Discord dad who is also the announcer for some reason: Alright, are the contestants ready?
Both Smashing and Juicy give a nod from the bed in the arena.
Both Smashing and Juicy give a nod.
Momo my dad who is also the announcer for some reason: Alright, ready, set, SMASH!
An airhorn sounded and the two boys went at it. Over and over again Smashing would pin Juicy to the bed but Juicy always found a way to slip out. Minutes of back and forth dominating filled the match. The fanfic readers and people who had The Boys membership were cheering in the stands. Well, the 18+ people were. Poor old Dose had to sit there and record so the whole thing could be posted on The Boys's OnlyFans.
Juicy had Smashing pinned and was about to deal the final stroke, but then Smashing grabbed Juicy by the neck, making it impossible for him to stop moaning and turned Juicy over, having him pinned. Then, Smashing was this 🤏 close to dealing the final stroke. But suddenly, Juicy let out a mighty scream and the whole arena was filled with a bright light.
After the light had disappeared, all that were in the arena gasped as they saw Juicy was on top of Smashing with a glowing ~member~. Before Smashing could do anything Juicy let out a scream, "FLORDIA MAN SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!". And with the power of 1,000,000 suns Juicy dealt the final stroke which had completely paralyzed Smashing.
Momo my dad who is also the announcer for some reason: Well, as you can obviously see, JUICY WON!!
Everyone in the stands cheered, some just looked very concerned. But either way it was obvious Juicy won.
Momo my dad who is also the announcer for some reason: Also, I think we should call an ambulance. Like right now.
So Momo called an ambulance that came and picked Smashing up. Did they question the fact that there was an arena with two naked men on a bed in the middle? No. Not at all.
*THE END THANKFULLY*
You know, this reminds me of something. Well, if you've ever looked up "€v0|v€d f¡&ht$" (that should be easy to translate) on ⬛🟧 (that should also be easy to translate) you know what I mean. Anyways, turn back while you can, leave this book and never come back.
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Smashing Battles for the Boys
FanfictionThis is obviously a joke book, it was more of a project to get me back into writing. But basically Smashing wants to get into The Boys, but first, he must have a battle with the boys to see who he would replace. Not any normal battle though... a bat...
