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!Mutual Therapy!
boom haha is online!

boom haha
moon bitch is in the hospital

multiple people have entered the chat!

chomp
what did you do bakugo😕

boom haha
ME??
I DIDNT DO SHIT
IT WAS HER DUMBASS THAT
DECIDED DANCING ON THE
ROOF WOULD BE SMART
THE BITCH FELL OFF

Defying Gravity
aw that's sort of poetic
besides the falling part
obviously ^^

Pink!
is she alright??

boom haha
she's fine. she's staying overnight
here though

mom
What a relief!

Freckles :)
yeah! i'm glad y/n is ok
oh wait kacchan
how did you know she fell off the roof?

Sonics bf
That's a very good question!
You'd assume we would have heard
it if she fell off the roof of the dorms.

MCR
Precisely...

Cake Plug
did she even fall off the dorms?

Octonaughts
now that i think about it
i didn't see y/n or bakugo at dinner

Tail
me either

Animal Planet
y/n never skips dinner!

Freckles :)
then...what roof did she
fall off of?🤨

chomp
bakugo?

boom haha
.

mr steal yo girl
DUDE

Slim Shady has entered the chat!

Slim Shady
it was his parents' roof

Pink!
DA HELL???

Defying Gravity
why were you at bakugo's house?

boom haha
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

Slim Shady
i was invited of course!😋

soba.

pls leave
BAKUGO AND Y/N SECRET
RELATIONSHIP????

Slim Shady
literally stfu no😐
his parents invited me to dinner
with them

boom haha
YOU TALK TOO MUCH OMFG

Freckles :)
kacchan
stfu👁👁
continue y/n

Slim Shady
LMAO ANYWAYS
we finished dinner and i went
on the roof ya know
and i was on my goofy shi🤪🤪
and just
whoopsie
slipped

boom haha
almost broke her mf neck🙄

aux cord
y/n sweetie we can't keep
doing this
you're gonna give iida a heart attack
you know he got them creaky bones😕😔

Sonics bf
Excuse me?

Slim Shady
LOL ITS FINE
IM OK
WANNA KNOW WHY?

soba.
CAUSE A BAD BITCH NEVER
DIES

Slim Shady
CAUSE A BAD BITCH NEVER DIES
HELL YEAH

boom haha
i can fix that.

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