Your Hollywood Story, Avengers Cast(XReader)

014 Hey elastic man

After your little encounter with the kid and her mom, you and Chris decided to go back to the house. Well, you forced him since you felt so embarrassed that you'd prefer to make out in a more kids-free zone. He on the other hand couldn't give less fucks about that kid being traumatized for her life and just wanted to stay there and continue.

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"It's not even that bad, kids forget things faster than you think."

"I don't even care if that kid feels weird now, I feel uncomfortable with continuing this at a spot where the same exact thing could happen again."

"But it's so unlikely to happen again."

"Let's just go, we can continue in our room."

"Now that sounds promising, I'm on my way."

"And after comments like these you seriously get mad when Mackie says you're a horny fucker."

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Just as you opened the door you saw Tom in a painful looking position in the middle of the living room.

"Hey, elastic man," you greeted the brit.

"What are you doing, dude?" Chris got straight to the point.

"Yoga," Tom answered while untangling his legs and sitting straight up to look at the both of you.

"Since when are you doing yoga?" Chris looked just as confused as you felt.

"For a while now, I figured that I find it more exciting for me than actual workouts every day," Tom grinned at your surprised expressions.

"Is it hard?" you questioned with genuine interest.

"Depends on what position you're doing," Tom replied before demonstrating one, "That's a pretty easy one, but then there's also one that looks like this," he explained before tangling his legs and arms until he looked like a knot.

"These kinds of positions are not the ones I do," Chris mumbled under his breath.

"I waited for some dirty remark from you, sir," you laughed out a bit before watching Tom untangle himself again.

"Would you mind teaching me some positions?" you asked as you saw Tom's face light up in excitement that he could show these techniques to someone.

"Yes, yes, of course, let's go outside," he jumped up from his mat and rushed outside, pulling you with him by your hand.

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After warming up Tom started to show you some actual positions and no matter how bendy you were, this was impossible to do without breaking your legs in half.

"No, you have to lower your behind a bit or it'll hurt your legs," Tom explained.

"Ew, did you just say 'behind' to her butt?" Chris, who took a seat on a chair that was close enough to watch your every move, chuckled in deep disgust.

"Indeed, I want to talk to your girlfriend respectfully, Evans," Tom laughed along.

"She's not my-"

"I'm not his-"

"Shush, you need to concentrate," Tom said, looking at your unsteady position.

"Sweetheart he said put your butt down," Chris noted.

"Sorry," you muttered while lowering your entire back until it felt less painful and you heard Tom approve.

"Don't ever apologize for showing off your butt," Chris declared from his seat.

"Christopher, keep in mind that I'm here too, will you?" Tom chuckled while shaking his head at his friend.

"My apologies, sir," Chris bowed before walking inside.

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Some time went by and you decided that you were absolutely done with yoga for the next six months. It seemed like your body wasn't supposed to bend like that so you just let it be and stuck with your normal workout routine, which you actually haven't done in about a month so you couldn't really call it a routine anymore but that was for no one else but you to know.

While searching for Chris you stumbled upon Sebastian and Mackie sitting on the kitchen counters just like they did this morning.

"Did you even move out of this room at any point today?" you joked, walking into the kitchen.

"Damn Y/n, we had a staring contest and you ruined it!" Sebastian yelled.

"Oh my god, I'm sorry guys but I genuinely don't give a fuck," you stated while pushing Anthony off the counter to get a glass.

"Having a bad day?" Anthony questioned.

"No, not at all, today was fun besides that Chris and I traumatized a kid," you laughed out as the memory replayed itself in your head.

"You didn't have sex on the beach, right? That's indecent exposure? It's a crime," Anthony explained it as if you were dumb.

"First off, rude that you think I'd do that, second of all no we didn't," you playfully rolled your eyes at him.

"We know you wouldn't, Y/n," Mackie patted your shoulder as you walked to the other kitchen counter where Sebastian was sitting and filled up your glass with water at the sink.

"But Chris would without hesitation," Sebastian whispered in your ear while leaning down to be closer to your face before jumping off the counter and walking out of the kitchen with Anthony following close behind.

'They really paint Chris out to be the horniest fucker on this planet, huh?'

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A/N- The next chapter will be MUCH longer and really, let's say, interesting.