STORYTIME! Me and Author~Chan were sitting on omegle in our junko and tsumugi cosplay without the wigs. (I was mugi author chan was junko) And we came across a guy that was talking to author~Chan while i snacked in the corner and the guy was like "You're cute, how old are you?" And author chan told him and he was like a year younger and they started talking and he starts flirting and author~chan just nods and listens for a bit intill the guy asks to exchange numbers and author~chan laughs and nods(It was a really cute laugh :0) and she puts a guy she knows number... The guy then smiles and waves to author~chan... Im dieing-
ITS CHRISTMAS NOW BITCHES
RudeAssBitch: Kayayayayday
SweetLesbean: Makiroll
FiestyLesbean:Ten.K.O.
simphara:Saihorny
WeedHair: Avocadhoe
UltimateWeebu:Shiroganhoe
korkscrew:shingucci
Pure<3:hoekichi
EveryoneForgetsTheyExist:Hoeshi
h o r n y: cumdumpster
EmotionsWho?: Toaster~kun
SleepyLesbian: Himi
Mummy:Kirumum
fiteme:Kaihoe
OSS.Leader:Angie
BugsLife:Gonta
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Simphara: why the fuck is there a mall near our campsite.
OSS.Leader: miu would freak out if there wasnt a clothes shop nearby that she can go to for her sluttyness.
h o r n y: no comment.
Pure<3: hah!
h o r n y:lets go to the mall!
Pure<3: aight.
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Kokichi and the other people drive to the mall. "Hey- do you guys think i would survive if i jumped off this platform?" Kokichi says looking down from the third floor railing. "Probably not." "Ok! Bye! Turn me into a tree please!" Kokichi says climbing to the other side of the railing. "No! Bad!" Rantaro says helping kokichi back over. "Damn it." "We dont allow that here." Shuichi says patting kokichi's head. "You guys are no fun." Kokichi says with a sigh. "What a wonderful group we have here..." Miu says. "The depressed one, the sweet one, the slut, the cultist, and the two overprotective simps." Miu states. "Who says im depressed, i just wanna end my life so i dont have to deal with you guys being idiotic." Kokichi says. "Mood." Angie says "OOOOO GUCCI!" " N O ! "
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The group go to furniture store. "Wa wa wa wa waitttttt" Kokichi says running over to a desk. "What are you doing." "one momenttttt" Kokichi says as he jumps onto the desk and crosses his legs. "You couldnt handle me even if i came with instructions." Kokichi says in a flirty tone looking at both rantaro and shuichi who both went speechless. "Ok. My job here is done." Kokichi says jumping off of the desk. "You play dirty-" Miu says with a giggle "I know~!" Kokichi responds. "jeez- the two look like real dorks right know." angie says. "That was really random-" Maki states. "I know, thats why i did it."
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"Hey kokichi i hear people whispering about mikan and you having a picture together- what the fuck is that about?" Miu asks. "Oh! A few days ago for a danganronpa meet up i went with mikan and some people took those pictures." Kokichi states with a smile. "Ohhhhh- HEY! I heard they updated the technology for dr! What did they do?" "They made it less dangerous since people didnt want to sign up." Kokichi states. "SOOO DOES THAT MEAN I CAN SIGN UP NOW?!" Shuichi asks with a bright smile. "..." "...Please..?" "...ugh. Let me look through the test run files and maybe i will consider it..." Kokichi says. "YAY~!" Shuichi yells hugging onto kokichi. "...mhm."
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"IM TIERED OF THIS GAY TENSION JUST FORM A POLY RELATIONSHIP ALREADY!!!" Miu yells looking at kokichi and his two simps. "...Mmm... Alright!" Kokichi says kissing the two boys on the cheek. "Merry early christmas shuichi you are no longer single!" Kokichi says with a smile. "w- wait really!?!?" "yes shut up." "Ok- i guess this is happening-"
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"*GASP* SHU AMA LOOK ITS AN EEVEE PLUSHIIIEEEE!" Kokichi yells looking through the build a bear window. "you are so childish" "SHUT UP MIU ITS THE SIMPLE THINGS IN LIFEEEE" Kokichi yells.
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"MIUUU ITS A MALL SANTAAAAAAA WE HAVE TO GO TAKE PICTURES WITH IT!!!! BC NOW WE ARE DATING KAEDE AND WE NEED CHRISTMAS PHOTOSSSSS" Maki yells. "Fine jeez." miu sighs as kaede and maki pull her torwards the mall santa.
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"Ok kokichi, we are going to let the boys shop for a bit by themselves. we are finding you a cute christmas outfit" Miu says with a smile. "ugh ok." "Im thinking a cute santa dress with fishnet tights and black elbow length gloves..." Kaede says looking at kokichi. "I think it will be a nice suprise for your boyfriends..." Maki says playfully punching kokichis shoulder. "...Ok." Kokichi nods. "I want a candycane first." "FIINNNEEE" Miu yells groaning.
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FanfictionPure<3: Kaito needs to stay away from me, im allergic to his stupidity. SweetLesbean: We all are. Weedhair: Need some allergy meds? fiteme: Rude- so uh- this is basically my group chat on crack.... :)
