Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots 🖤 | Ships |

my thoughts on you based on who you kin in jjk 😀👍

The name said it all, let's go boys.
Quick warning, there's a lot of cussing here, and I might offend some people 😀

Alright first, NANAMI.
You are one of the most boring people I have ever met, BUT YOU'RE HOT ASF-
I mean, now and again you say interesting shit and people are like "Ohh? Tell me more" and I takes a sharp fcking turn and you end up boring them to death. But you're hot- everyone still likes you babe.

Gojo.
You- make a fool of yourself every other day, but for some reason you're not embarrassed- you're like
Wei Wuxian, you're shameless-
But you're also really fun to be around! AND YOU'RE ALSO REALLY HOT

oki now for my baby Itadori.
You, hand in marriage, now. Mine.
Ya'll are so cute 😩
Now come here so I can treat you to your favourite food and spoil you and just- give you love :')
Mwah 💖
Btw you're also either really popular or really quiet, one of the two.
btw go get your Mwgumi Kinnie, I know you're scared, but you got this hun!

Meigwumi
Daddy issues. Straight of the bat, you have major daddy issues.
Sorry babe, I don't make the rules.
You also really like coffee and have great taste in clothing :)
You're like that gorgeous person in the corner that I'm too scared to talk to cuz you're so damn pretty and I look like shite

Nobara
Same as Megumi- You have amazing taste in clothes.
You're definitely popular, and can one up a kid. You'd definitely win in a 1v1.
You also probably like Arctic monkeys or My Chemical Romance or something. GET YOURSELF A MAKI KINNIEEE!!

Maki
Oh. Ohhhh when I say Queens. I mean QWEEEEENS!
I'm so sorry for breathing the same air as you, I'm sorry for even existing in your world-
I feel Maki kinnies are just, superior to me in every way- I can't be around you without blushing like crazy cuz you're really hot.
Now go drink your iced coffee and keep existing as yourself.

Geto
Hmmmm-
You have two sides to yourself
One is like, really nice to people your close to and people you met like 3 seconds ago-
But then- you're also an asshole to everyone else- either that or you ignore them completely.
But you have really nice manners, and for some reason I endnup falling in live with you and you reject me :')
Now go find a Gojo kinnie to balance out your life.

Mahito
Bro you know what I was gonna say already, you were waiting for this weren't you? Anyways, you're probably an asshole- but my GOD ARE YOU SEXY-
Not a snack
Not a snack
BUT A FULL COURSE MEAL
But that's really all you have :I sorry babe-

Sukuna
Ohhhh- Same as Mahito I guess- but, I will give you this-
You're really really smart-
You can also one up someone- they will die if they even go near you-
I see school bully vibes, either that or you have school bullies
With that I say go, get some help :I therapy is every Tuesday at 12pm.

Panda
How's the furry life going?

Inumaki
(Same babe)
You probably don't talk much- I mean- obviously
I can see you drinking pearl milk tea- and giving points to a conversation here and there. When you do open your mouth everyone listens cuz you have anice fcking voice.
Btw stop being insecure, you're literally so cute.
AND PRETTY- YOU'RE PRETTY- THERE ARE NO UGLY PEOPLE IN THIS ANIME- EXCEPT VOLCANO HEAD