Jujutsu Kaisen Oneshots 🖤 | Ships |

geto x gojo

"I'll kill you"

"In bed?~"

"I swear I'll choke you!"

"Kinky~"

"Go fuck yourself, Gojo!"

"Only if you watch me~"

For years and years Gojo had been making sex jokes with his boyfriend as simple banter. Just "joking" around obviously, he'd say trying stuff that eventually became very tempting for Geto after they had started dating.

But never once did Getl try anything. Nope. This man was pathetic, had no sex experience and was too scared to approach Gojo about it. It was sad, like an orphan, with no Arms or legs... or face even.

So this is the day. Our pathetic little boy becomes a man.

"Gojo!"

"Yes Mr?"

"I want you... to have.. sex.. with me"

Geto spoke a broken sentence as silence filled the room.
Suddenly, an ear-piercing  shrieking filled the room.

"BAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA NICE TRY FRANKENSTEIN BOY!"

ah, he always hated that nickname. Going right after the stitches on his forehead. Classic Gojo.

"Try again in 10 years, babe"
Gojo laughed as he wiped tears from his eyes and pat Geto's shoulder before walking off.

"But the jokes- I thought-"

Poor boy, after that he promised to himself he would never try asking again. Even if Gojo made really really indecent jokes, he wasn't going through the embarrassment again.

Until- a couple of years later that is...

"Heyyyyy"

Gojo rolled around on his wheely chair and got to Geto.

"I have a questionn"

"Yes?"
Geyo turned from his laptop to his very dramatic boyfriend, who laid his head on Geto's lap.

"We've been together for sooooooo so so so many years and we've never even done more then a kiss - maybe a hug? Never more though-"

"Yeah- there's a reason- you always ended up embarrassing me"

"Whaaa? Pfft- me? Neverrr"

"...."

"Ok maybeee"

"...."

"Ok yeah I may have done stuff that I regret now- but you can move on now rightttt?"

"... no-"

"Dammit"

"Please please please please please"

"Stop."

"Not until you say yessss"

Geto sighed as he leaned into his hand.