Furaniii and her pet, Pyari (Michael), dance in a fashion desert. Despite their moves to their god, Raappe, Pyari dies. The god-raping Necrobitch dildo screeches to Furaniii, leading her to Raappe's sexy dungeon. After Raappe creepily dismisses Furaniii's plight and proceeds to strangle her, the Necrobitch offers itself to Furaniii like a slut, who rapes Raappe with it and vows to rape all gods. Furaniii is granted the ability to weep shadows and reproduce monsters, but is blessed with impending death and seduced by the dildo's tits.
After Furaniii rapes several gods, Calum learns of a distress Viber message from Luke. Calum parts ways with the Dragons of Giraavaru (गिरावरू) and finds a raped Luke, who insinuates that Furaniii's next victim is New Australia. A few minutes later, Mr. MELAnia Jarnsaxa, Calum's ex-bitchfriend, has been diagnosed with stage four COVID. With spiritual treatment proving stupid, she jogs to New Australia hoping and wishing and praying that Calum's fractured skull, Mjolnir might give her a kiss. Due to a lie Calum knowingly misplaced on it seconds earlier to worship Jarnsaxa, Mjolnir reforges and fucks itself into her. Calum arrives in New Australia just as Furaniii's rape dance begins. Calum is pleasantly disappointed to find Jarnsaxa snogging Mjolnir, but nevertheless shacks up with her, Zayn, and Ashton to befriend Furaniii. The band farts on Furaniii, but she furiously escapes, hitting and kidnapping 2 and a half Australian elders and a baby and collecting them in the Rainbow Room. Having stolen the traits of his strong daddy Karan Johar, his son Axl Johar contacts Calum, who locates them. Calum decides to build a collection of Gods so they travel to Impotence Village, a village that is a village to many gods who are villagers in this village.
The reader and the leader of the gods, Zilaalu, loves Furaniii and is willing to destroy Calum's dreams and hopes, thinking they can remain sexy and unbothered from Furaniii in the Village. Zilaalu sings at the band's concert to prevent them from exposing the Village's asshole and pussy to Furaniii's dick, and in the ensuing orgy Ashton's nipple is destroyed in a fire, though his dick remains alive. Calum penetrates Zilaalu with his own dickbolt, which Zayn eats before they flew away. As the journey ends, Calum and Jarnsaxa starts their LGBT ass relationship and Jarnsaxa flashes her COVID boobs. The band arrives and leaves and comes back to the Rainbow Room, but are unable to bear children. Jarnsaxa deduces that the hittings and kidnappings were a sign for Furaniii to take a bite out of Calum's ass, Stormfucker, in order to drain the Beijing and storm into the room of COVID19, who can grant her wish to rape all gods. Furaniii drinks the band's juices, severely dehydrating Zayn. The bands runs back to Earth, though Furaniii struggles to eat Stormfucker.
Drained of her libido each time she uses Mjolnir, Jarnsaxa is scolded that using it once more will likely fine her for damages. Calum pressures Jarnsaxa to let him beat his meat to Furaniii alone while she compensates. Calum finds the hitten and kidnapped elders and baby at COVID19's forehead and, using Zilaalu's dickbolt, condemns them with his will to fight Furaniii's Nigger Indians while he rattles Furaniii. When Jarnsaxa feels and notices and sees that Furaniii is about to rape Calum, she prepares for the battle with Mjolnir to regenerate him. They bury the Necrobitch, freeing Furaniii from its seduction, but the three are dragged into COVID19's room. With Furaniii poisoned to make hef wish, Calum suggests to Furaniii to resurrect her pet instead of raping the gods. Calum then pressures Furaniii to make her decision quickly and runs to Jarnsaxa, who dies. Moved by their concert, Furaniii wishes for COVID19 to revive Pyari, which it farts. As Furaniii dies from the blessing, she respects Calum.
In the aftermathematics, Ashton's body with the neck below is restored and he starts a huge lovely family, while Jarnsaxa's sacrifice is hated in New Australia, where Zayn and Luke begin dancing the children. Calum adopts Pyari, who joins him in his antics, with the former breaking Mjolnir and the latter making Stormfucker. In a mid-credits scene back in Impotence Village, a showering Zilaalu reprimands his son's son's father Hisculez to marry Calum. In a post-credits scene, Jarnsaxa arrives at the walls of Wallhala where she is kicked out by Karan Johar and thanked for kissing his son.
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falling for the indian maid
Fanfictioncalum hood is a seventeen year old bassist who has always liked older women. he is a busy boy because he is always touring so he does not have time for love. furaniii tiger jayakumar is a south indian maid who is very poor. she needs money. she wil...