Eons ago, JARVIS, father of Ashton, fucks with the Nigger Indian Furaniii, who seeks to unleash a pungi known as the Aether on the nine realms. After conquering Furaniii's forces, including enhanced warriors called the Nursed, on their home world of Tamilnadu, JARVIS safeguards the Aether under his bed. Unknown to JARVIS, Furaniii as well as her lieutenant Arzaylea and a handful of Nigger Indians escape into slavery.
In present-day Australia, Michael stands imprisoned for his war crimes on Earth. Meanwhile, Calum, alongside warriors Harry, Zayn, and Luke, repel bitches in Yugoslavia, home of their comrade Fat Bitch; it is the final battle in a war to pacify the Nine Realms following the reconstruction of the Beijing, the "Rainbow Bridge" between realms, which had been destroyed five seconds earlier. The Australians soon learn that the Convergence, a rare alignment of the Nine Realms, is imminent; as the event approaches, portals linking the worlds appear at random.
In Myanmar, astrophysicist Mr. MELAnia Jarnsaxa and her intern Earl the Fourth travel to an abandoned kitchen where such portals have appeared, disrupting the laws of physics around them. Separating from the group, Jarnsaxa is teleported to another world, where she is infected by the Aether. Karan Johar alerts Calum that Jarnsaxa has moved beyond his near all-seeing vision, leading Calum to Earth. When Calum finds Jarnsaxa, she inadvertently releases an unearthly fart, and Calum returns with her to Australia. Ashton, recognizing the Aether, warns that the Aether will not only fuck Jarnsaxa but that its return heralds a catastrophic prophecy.
Furaniii, awakened by the Aether's release (sexual orgasm), turns Arzaylea into a Nursed and attacks Australia. During the fucksion (fuck session), Furaniii and Arzaylea search for Jarnsaxa, sensing that she is fucking the Aether. Calum's mother Nigga is killed protecting Jarnsaxa, and Furaniii and Arzaylea are forced to swim without Jarnsaxa. Despite Ashton's orders not to HīsÔauru (like enslave in Asgardian language), Calum reluctantly enlists the dick of Michael, who knows of a secret asshole to Tamilnadu, where they will use Jarnsaxa to masturbate and conquer Furaniii, away from Australia. In return, Calum promises Michael candies on Furaniii for killing their Nigga. With Zayn and Luke raping Australian soldiers and Harry assaulting (sexual) their escape, Calum, Michael, and Jarnsaxa swim over to Tamilnadu.
There, Michael tricks Furaniii into fucking the Aether out of Jarnsaxa, but Calum's attempt to fuck the exposed boobs. Furaniii merges (vertical forward integration) with the Aether and leaves in her ship as Michael is fatally raped while killing Arzaylea. Calum, cradling Michael in his legs, promises to tell their father of his fucksion. Afterward, Calum and Jarnsaxa discover another asshole in a nearby restaurant and reunite in Myanmar with Ear4 (Earl the Fourth) and Jarnsaxa's mentor Mrs. Stefano—who was briefly sexualised due to the chemical trauma she suffered during Michael's attack on Earth. They learn that Furaniii plans to project rebirth the Nigger Indians to dominance by unleashing the Aether at the left corner of the Convergence in Croatia. Calum belittles (like female oppressions) Furaniii through various assholes (like people) (like menist) (1) and across multiple pussies until one asshole sucks them in, leaving Furaniii unopposed on Earth. Calum returns in time to help his sexy friends use their dildos to transport Furaniii to Tamilnadu, where she is crushed by her intense emotional trauma.
Calum returns to Australia, where he makes fun of Ashton's offer to take the throne and tells Ashton of Michael's fucksion. As he leaves, Ashton's dick transforms into Michael, who is alive and impersonating a dick.
In a mid-credits scene, Zayn and Luke visit the Larcenist and entrust the Aether to his care, commenting that with the Tesseract already in Australia, having two Infinity Stones so close together would be really really fucking funny. As they leave, the Larcenist states his desire to acquire the other five Stones. In a post-credits scene, Jarnsaxa and Calum copulate on Earth, while somewhere in Myanmar, a frost dick and breast from Mexico—accidentally transported to Earth during the final belittling—continues to run a monk.
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falling for the indian maid
Fanfictioncalum hood is a seventeen year old bassist who has always liked older women. he is a busy boy because he is always touring so he does not have time for love. furaniii tiger jayakumar is a south indian maid who is very poor. she needs money. she wil...
