*contemplates life decisions*

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 "give me 1000 dollars for ransom money! sonic bargained to an un-named loli. that was a week ago... now sonic had to save tails

sonic kicks down the door dramatically "hello sonic!" the loli says welcomingly, even though she was visibly angered by the door being broken. "give me your money or I steal tails spine... and he gets skinned" the loli says menacingly "do it" sonic says coldly "I was cheating on tails with knuckles anyways" sonic stares at tails with an icy glare "oh" the loli says shocked, she looks over to look at tails who was staring down at his feet tied to a wooden kitchen chair with empty lifeless eyes contemplating if life was worth living "you have no idea how hard it is to give knuckles a hand job" sonic said defensively "he has four fucking dicks its impossible to satisfy that man" sonic continued "I think you need marriage counselling" the loli said uncomfortably. 

the end...?

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