Part 17(monopoly)

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Scott's bit, brought to you by me again. I hate this game

Scott, landing on chance: really? First roll and I lose $50?
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Hafu: TAKE THAT PINK MAN!!
5up: I WANTED THAT PROPERTY!! GIVE IT TO ME!!
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Scott, landing in just visiting: seriously? I have no property's and it's my second roll. I'm not winning
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Steve: I'll trade you these for boardwalk
Ellum: are you fucking kidding me? Do I look stupid
DK: do we need to answer that question?
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Scott, landing on Hafus property: I hate it here
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Janet: I buy hotels
Kimi: I hate you sometimes
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Scott: I'm either gonna win or cry. There is no in between!!
Steve: then cry
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Dumbdog: can I just boy free parking? Is that legal?
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Scott, owning four property's: and everything else has been bought. I'm never playing again.
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Hafu: how long have we been playing?
Koji: 4 hours
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Scott: SOMEONE GIVE ME A MONOPOLY!!
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Ellum: Steve. Please just stop. I'm not doing the stupid deal
Steve: but Ellum
Ellum: I don't even need those two!!
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Scott, finally trading: YESS!! And now I have the greens and park place. I have a chance!!
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DK: how you doing Scott?
Scott: I wanna cry
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Scott: nope. Totally lied. I have $1. Steve, I want my money back
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Kimi: my property!!
Janet: STEVE I SIAD ROLL
Steve: it's not my turn tho
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Scott: please don't land on Kimi. Please don't land on Kimi
Scott: *lands on Kimi*
Scott: *leaves*
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Steve: at least I'm not the first one out
Hafu: Steve. Why would make that deal with me?
Steve, bankrupt: fuck
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Janet: Kimi. Can we talk this out?
Kimi: you land in my shit, you pay up
Janet: *goes out*
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Koji: Ellum, pay me
Ellum: how about I fuck you instead
Koji: sorry. That costs extra and you already have no money left
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DK: hey Koji. That's my property
Koji: and I'm not paying
DK: you're right. Cause you're broke
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Hafu: 5up. Pay up bitch
5up: I hate you
Hafu: oh go cry to Fundy
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**Hafu and Kimi battling it out**
Kimi: YES BITCH!! GET OWNED
Hafu: gg
Kimi: gg

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