MY SAVIOUR . . . ben chilwell

ONE ; THE PRADA BAG

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━━━ MY SAVIOUR ━━━
001 the prada bag

" i hate you so much,
give me back my prada
bag before i drive across
to your dead ass house
and grab it myself. "

unknown
i hate you so much,
give me back my prada
bag before i drive across
to your dead ass house
and grab it myself.

unknown
why don't you love me
anymore. why cheat on
me...?

unknown
wrong number?

unknown
don't play dumb with me
you hurt my feelings and
i feel like dying rn <3

unknown
no don't die, but i genuinely
believe you have gotten the
wrong number love sorry.

unknown
do you have brown fluffy
hair? are you british? are
you tall? do you like football?

unknown
yes, yes, i think and yes

unknown
THEN GIVE MY PRADA
BAG BACK IM NOT JOKING
ILL DRIVE FROM WHERE I
AM TO GRAB IT. that's a threat

unknown
✋😳🤚

unknown
anyway uh i'm ben, nice
to meet you or we'll text
you...

unknown
wait wot, no your eh?

unknown
OH SHIT

unknown
IM SO SORRY MAN OH
MY GOD I PROMISE IM
SOBER ENJANRJEIKDJ

unknown
ITS ALRIGJT LMFAO

unknown
anyway im blanche 👁

𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙣!

𝙗𝙚𝙣 𝙣𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙙 𝙪𝙣𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙝𝙚!

ben
i just want to know, why
do you need that prada bag
so desperately??

blanche
because i spent my savings
on that bag, so if i lose it ill
probably be locked in a jail
cell for murdering someone

ben
who broke your heart? sorry
to hear that btw, but what did
they do ?

blanche
cheated on me for some
blond girl, i saw with my
very two eyes. crap part
was she was my so called
best friend. guess not 🧍‍♂️🔫

blanche
i've also gotten therapy but
that shit ain't doing nothin
but taylor swift's album
reminding me that a baddy
beeeee ygm

ben
yeah sure...

blanche
DONT TELL ME YOU NEVER
LISTENED TO A TAYLOR SWIFT
SONG....