He made sure to carefully get away from the fangirl. He entered the store. Everything was black inside. He turned at the counter. There he saw a woman, dressed in all black with black lipstick, eyeshadow, blush, and hair. All in all, either she just came back from the funeral, or she was gothic emo.
"What do you want Daddy?" She asked.
"What did you just say?" Itachi asked bewildered.
"Nehehe, I asked what did you want idiot." The woman said smugly.
Itachi sighed in relief, Maybe he just misheard her, right?
"I want some clothes for a young boy-"
"Who is not yours?" She completed.
"How do you-"
"I know what color will look good with Yellow hair and blue eyes!" She said with a glint of mischeif in her eyes.
"Follow me" With that, she was hurring in different directions with all kinds of dresses in her hands.
"Here are the clothes!" She said exitedly and started jumping around.
Itachi sighed and looked at the clothes presented to him. They were all black or all bright pink.
"I said I wanted boy-"
"Take it or leave it. Or I'm calling your fangirls and let me tell you, There's no clothes shop near. So what do you say?"
Itachi sighed and said
"I'll take them all."
"Good!"
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Daddy Itachi!
HumorWhen Akatsuki, A group of homicidal criminals are trapped with a 6-Year-old Uzumaki Naruto, What will they do? Humor story, Crackfic