Boris Johnson x peppa pig

🌚💣🎶

Boris started to sing, because he wasn't like other boys 🎶 this is my fight song... 🎶 . He sang to his enormous tiddies that hung down to his long carrot stick. But suddenly the moon collapsed on him as he was singing. 🎶 This is my fight song, take back my life son... *bang*🎶 he was crushed and his slimy stick and his bazonkers flew off and hit Grammy pig in the face, sending her flying to the other side of the world. 🥲. "Oops" the moon said. And flew
Back to the sky.