fluffball returns
[Aether, Lumine, and Paimon are online]
Lumine: i need to fight dvalin again
Paimon: why? you don't need to level up talents or anything...?
Lumine: idk why tbh
Aether: I suppose beating up a dragon is fun...?
Lumine: much funner than fighting child
[CHILDE is online]
CHILDE: no fair :(
CHILDE: why does a mucking lizard put up a better fight than ME?
[Venti is online]
Venti: dont you mucking dare insult dvalin :)
CHILDE: what can you do to me anyway
[Diluc is online]
Diluc: venti is marching off with a bloodthirsty expression, possibly to beat up the fatui. i am so happy i will reward him a discount on wine
Venti: why thank you
[Kaeya is online]
Kaeya: diluc? happy? well thats new
[Klee is online]
Klee: grumpy man isnt mad! 😀😀😀😀
Klee: 😀😁😋😎😍🤩😘🥰🤔😥😏🙄😶😪😴🥱😌🙃😕😔😓😒🤤😝😜😲🤑🤧🤧😇🥳🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤡🤡🤡🤠🤠👺👺🧐😨😨😨😳😳😳🤢
Paimon: wowzas those emojis
Aether: Xiao, Hu Tao, Xiangling! We're going to Stormterror's lair!
Lumine: ayyy jean?
[Jean is online]
Jean: Not this again...
Lumine: WERE GONNA BEAT UP THAT MUCKING DRAGON
Venti: NO U WONT
Lumine: YES I AM KAEYA VENTI JEAN LETS GO BEAT UP THAT MUCKER
Aether: I'll join too!
[Hu Tao is online]
Hu Tao: oooo is someone gonna die?
Lumine: they won't i have 100000000000 tevyat burned eggs with me
Paimon: and i wonder who provided those eggs...
Aether: Hey! At least they were crunchy?
CHILDE: why cant i fight this supposedly terrifying dragon?
Lumine: nah i think its too easy for you
CHILDE: why thank you
Lumine: i'd love to see you get disemboweled by a "lizard"
CHILDE: ...
[A long time later...]
fluffball returns
CHILDE: how was the fight?
Lumine: got a helmet
Aether: A 5 star helmet!!
Paimon: thats it?
Lumine: easy breezy lemon squeezy
Venti: dvalin...
Zhongli: Hello vent E, how is Deh vole in doing?
CHILDE: deh vole in
Venti: :(
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genshin chatfic
FanfictionJean of the Knights of Favonius creates a group chat for the other knights, "for better communication", she says. Well... perhaps Jean didn't think it would be THAT chaotic... and maybe she quite didn't think the system would be so easy to hack... ...
