Let's start a family Lan zhan x Wei Ying

Chapter 1

Wei Ying held his lover's hand. They walked through the small little market that was near the village they lived in. Who might his lover be?

"So...Lan Zhan what's going on tonight?" Wei Ying asked, turning to look at Lan Wanji's eyes that sparkled back at him. Wei Ying chuckled lightly thinking to himself.

"I'm going to my uncles to talk about night hunting." Lan Zhan said, glancing down at his lover's chuckle. The thing is Wei Ying loves to play funny pranks on people and that's what he did.

Wei Ying walked a bit further and stopped setting a hand on his stomach. "Ah! Ow..." He said, gripping his hand on Lan Zhan's wrist.

"Wei Ying! What happened" Lan Zhan swept him off his feet, picking him up.

"It's... my stomach...it just started hurting really badly." Wei Ying said hoping Lan Zhan would fall for it. Wei Ying almost started laughing due to how much emotion Lan Zhan was showing. The thing with LanZhan is he doesn't show too much emotion which is in his nature not to... It was just how he was raised.

Wei Ying saw into his eyes, softening his look. "Lan Zhan." He looked up. "Ready for a baby girl?" Wei Ying said, smiling up at Lan zhan. Lan Zhan froze and looked down at Wei. Wait when did Wei get pregnant. Lan Zhan thought, scared.

"What?" Was all Lan Zhan could muster out of his mouth.

"Hahah! You totally fell for that! I can't get pregnant, silly!" Wei Ying started laughing his ass off "You should have seen your face!" Wei YIng covered his mouth to keep the noise down.

Lucky for Lan Zhan the area seemed to be mostl;y shut down so no one was looking over at them. Lanzhan dropped Wei Ying who fell onto the floor with a thud. Lan Zhan then started to walk away from Wei Ying due to his feeling being hurt.

"Hey wait Lan zhan!" Wei Ying sat up and stood to his feet rushing over to Lan Zhan's side. THey walked the way home in silence. Once in the small shrine Lan Zhan let out a pained sigh before starting to cook a small meal. It was just rice noodles and some veggies. They needed to shop eventually. Lan Zhan served Wei Yings dish up and set it on the table.

"... Wei Ying" Lan Zhan said sitting down. "Don't joke around like that." He grabbed a rag to wipe the food off of Wei Ying's face.

"Lan zhan why won't you believe that I'm with a child? You do me everyday. I'm more likely gonna get pregnant at some point." Lan zhan scolded Wei Ying. Wei Ying did have a point if he were a girl... But he wasn't.

"I'm heading to my uncles. Leave the dishes out. I'll get them when I come back." Lan Zhan said as he started to walk out of the shrine. His feet were soft so the steps sounded very quiet.

"Wait!" Wei ying grabbed Lan Zhan's arm. "If... If I were pregnant... what would you name the baby?"

"I'm leaving. Let go of me." Lan Zhan said mostly because he didn't want to believe something that was so clearly a joke.

Wei Ying sighed letting his arm go in defeat and turned away into the shrine. Lan Zhan felt bad for being so strict but it was all he was used to.

The next day had passed and Wei Ying and Lan zhan were both on weird standings. After the joke Lan Zhan had thought that Wei Ying maybe wasn't joking. The joke replayed in Lan Zhan's head and kept wondering how Wei Ying Would come up with a joke like that. It seemed so random. Lan Zhan shook it off and continued to make food for Wei Ying.

"This is so good! Lan zhan, your cooking is the best!" Wei Ying said as he stuffed his mouth. Lan Zhan took his seat next to Wei Ying even though he still held a small grudge about the joke that happened yesterday but he was still Wei Yings partner, so he should just pass the grudge aside.