Ruby- "All right team we've just finished another mission!"
Yang- "Hell yeah that's what I'm talking about! Great work guys!"
Weiss- "Of course we'd win. But I did the best out of all us."
Blake- "You kept getting your ass kicked."
Weiss- "I-I did not! Shut up!"
A portal opens above them. They look up and hear what seems to be screaming.
Ruby- "Ummm guys... are you seeing this?"
A bunch of people in armor and a Tank fall on top of them.
Simmons- "Ow... what happened?"
Ruby- "That's what I'm wondering."
Tucker- "Uhhh just what exactly happ-" Tucker looks up and see's that he's fallen onto Yang's chest. "BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!"
Yang- "What happen-"
Tucker- "Hey good lookin'! How're you-" Tucker is met with a punch to the face which sends him flying.
Yang- "YOU PERVERTED BASTARD! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU JACKASS!"
Tucker- "Well how was I supposed to know that?!
Everyone gets off of each other.
Sarge- "Who the actual hell are you?" He looks at Ruby. "I see that you're wearing the colors of a true hero, Red! You're a smart one indeed!"
Ruby- "Who're all of you?"
Simmons- "We asked you first."
Ruby- "We're Team RWBY! I'm the leader, my name's Ruby Rose.
Weiss- "Weiss Schnee of the Schnee family."
Random voice- "Nobody cares! Your father's a bitch!"
Weiss- "Who said that!? Show yourself!"
Blake- "Anyway... I'm Blake Belladonna."
Yang- "The name's Yang Xiao Long!"
Sarge- "I'm Super Colonel Sarge, leader of the mighty Red Team! The other 4 members of Red Team are Simmons."
Simmons- "Hello"
Sarge- "Lopez."
Lopez- "Hola"
Sarge- "Donut"
Donut- "Hey!"
Sarge- "And the stupidest and laziest member of our group, Grif."
Grif- "Sup"
Simmons- "He's a complete idiot, so don't mind him. Right Sarge?"
Sarge- "Damn right Simmons."
Grif- "Kiss ass!"
Church- "I'm Church, leader of Blue Team."
Sarge- "Screw you damn dirty blues!"
Church- "Our members are Tucker."
Tucker- "Hi" he walks up to Yang. "And if you need a real man to please you, daddy's right here." She punches him in the face. "Totally worth it... bow chicka bow wow."
Church- "This is Texas but we call her Tex."
Tex nods at them.
Church- "And the Tank is named Sheila."
Sheila- "Hello"
Ruby- "That's so cool that you have a living Tank!"
Blake- "Also what the hell is that guy doing?"
Church- "Oh don't mind him that's Caboose. He's kind of an idiot."
Caboose is talking to Andy the Bomb.
Caboose- "Hey Andy do you know where we are?"
Andy- "I don't have a clue. One minute we're in Blood Gulch and the next we're here."
Ruby- "Why's he talking to that round thing?"
Church- "That's Andy the Bomb."
Weiss- "Wait... a Bomb?! Like an actual bomb?!"
Church- "Yes"
Carolina- "Ahem"
Church- "Oh yeah I almost forgot. This is Carolina and Washington."
Carolina- "Sup"
Wash- "Hey"
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RvB vs RWBY
FanfictionThis is a crossover between Red vs Blue and RWBY! Somehow Team Red and Team Blue have ended up in Remnant. And Shatter Squad has to investigate what the hell happened to them. Find out in RvB vs RWBY!
