A Strange Adventure

Once upon a time Tad Strange went to go buy bread. But they didn't have any bread. They only had apples.

"Why are there only apples?" asked Tad Strange, feeling very strange.

"Because this is the Apple store," said the man running the Apple store.

"Oh okay," said Tad Strange. He went to the bread store.

But there was no bread in the bread store either. Only oranges.

"Why are there only oranges?" asked Tad Strange, feeling a tad strange.

"Because we ran out of bread," said the man running the bread store.

"What?!" said Tad. "That's crazy! How am I supposed to get my bread now?"

"I dunno," said the man and he went away.

Tad Strange felt awfully strange. He decided to go to the orange store. Inside, there were no oranges. Only bananas.

"Why are there only bananas here?" asked Tad Strange.

"Because we ran out of oranges," said the woman running the orange store.

"Oh, okay," said Tad Strange. Then Bill blew up the world.

"Ha ha ha!" said Bill.

"Hi Bill. Do you know where the bread is?" asked Tad Strange.

"Um, I dunno," said Bill.

"Oh, okay," said Tad Strange.

"You could try checking the milk store," said Bill.

"Why would bread be in the milk store?" asked Tad Strange.

"I dunno," said Bill.

"Okay, I will go check the milk store," said Tad Strange. He went to the milk store. Dipper was working at the milk store.

"Hi do you want some milk?" asked Dipper.

"No," said Tad Strange.

"Why?" asked Dipper.

"Because I only have enough money to buy one loaf of bread," said Tad Strange. "Do you know where the bread is?"

"You can try the second floor," said Dipper.

"Why does the milk store have a second floor?" asked Tad Strange.

"I dunno," said Dipper.

"Okay, I will go check the second floor," said Tad Strange. He went to the second floor. Soos was there, selling soy milk.

"Oh hello," said Soos. "Would you like to buy some soy milk?"

"No," said Tad Strange. "I want bread. Do you have any bread?"

"No," said Soos.

"Oh, okay," said Tad Strange.

"You can look in the makeup store. It's on the third floor," said Soos.

"I'm not even going to ask," said Tad Strange. He went to the makeup store. Farquaad was working there.

"Would you like some fabulous makeup?" asked Farquaad.

"No. I just want bread. Do you know where the bread is?" asked Tad Strange.

"I have no idea," said Farquaad.

"That's not surprising, coming from you," said Tad Strange.

"What?" said Farquaad.

"Um, I meant oh, okay," said Tad Strange. Tad Strange went outside the milk/makeup store. Stanley was also outside, robbing people.

"Hi Stanley," said Tad Strange.

"Tad!" said Stanley quickly. "Help! The police are after me! They want their money back!"

"Why do the police want their money back?" asked Tad Strange.

"Because I stole it!" said Stanley.

"Why did you steal it?" asked Tad Strange.

"Because I like money," said Stanley.

"Oh, okay," said Tad Strange. "Do you know where the bread is?"

"No idea. Now get these police guys away from me," said Stanley. Some police guys approached them.

"Hello," said Tad Strange. "Do you know where the bread is?"

"Um, no, sorry," said the police guys.

"Oh, okay," said Tad Strange.

"You could try the fire station," said the police guys.

"Okay, I will go check the fire station," said Tad Strange. He went to the fire station.

"Hey! What about me?" asked Stanley.

Stanford was working at the fire station.

"Hello. Would you like to buy some fire?" asked Stanford.

"No," said Tad Strange. "I want to buy some bread."

"We don't have bread here," said Stanford, eating some bread.

"Oh, okay," said Tad Strange. He went back outside. "I wish I had some bread," said Tad Strange. Then Wendy appeared.

"If you want some bread, you can go to the bread contest," said Wendy.

"Where is the bread contest?" asked Tad Strange.

"It's over there," said Wendy. The bread contest was 10 meters away from Tad Strange. They had a lot of people, and they had a lot of free bread.

"That's too far away," said Tad Strange.

"You're right," said Wendy. "It'll take too long to get there."

"I think I'm going to check the bread store across town," said Tad Strange.

"Okay," said Wendy. Tad Strange went to the bread store across town. And they had bread!

"I would like to buy one bread," said Tad Strange.

"Here you go," said the man running the bread store.

"Thank you," said Tad Strange. He paid the man two baguettes. Then he went outside and ate his bread. Tad Strange felt strangely happy.