the story of whatever

Dis is first time

So to start this off I'm not gonna tell you my name but I will tell you this, MY NAME IS JIZZ BAG YO!

Lol sorry got outta hand there

I got Fiona and ashlee

Don't forget kailee and Savvinnie the Wennie

Yea so

On Friday in band, yes I'm in band, we were outside doing freedom friday when Ashlee screens
" OMG THEY ARE HUMPING EACHOTHER!!"

WE look and sure enough, one guy was on another guy going up and down

Ashlee shipped them "Owstin" for owen and Dustin

Then fiona shipped Zach effron and David hasselhoff "Zasselhoff"

HFC! !!! I FUCKING HATE AIRPORTS!!!

HOLY SHIT YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN AIRPORTS IS SUPPOSED TO BE AUTO CORRECT

ITS LIKE IT DIDN'T WANT TO BE CAUGHT, HAHAHAHAHHA I OUTSMARTED YOU CRAPHOLE!!!!

OK sorry that really pissed me off

anyway I got to go eat a corndog, ill add another chapter later baiiii