This is a collection of stories written by myself. All of this is satire and is meant to make fun of different types of creepypasta stories and their clichés. If you want to read these, I would recommend thick skin (as I'll probably make fun of some...
~Prepare for some of the worst grammar and spelling you've ever seen. I have also set a timer for 15 minutes, so that I can make more mistakes under pressure. Also, the poorly drawn image is also satire.~
one day (more!) i was looking at Nime and stuf den my da came onto the rom and beat me and my dum brother joined in. when i wa feeliing better i went to schol and rwzs bullied by my bully britney and her gang of human narbies so i went home, got the knife and killed my family beforet hey could et the shotgun and kill me and went back to school and kiled my bulles so i thes romed the strets of moscow, pensylvana then i got to sender mansion and had an orgy with lj, ej and jeff and everyone loved me and all the girls hated me den slander adopted me so now i an a slonde girl and. i have to use the time to kil wit my new fam. lmao its great and i married jeff and facked him and ha his chirren. I den watch JoJo and Giorn is my favorite character. how do i say how much i lod3 jeff bcuz i love him he my husban ooh hubby i need a hero i'm holding our for a hero til thee end of the night hes gotta be strong and hes gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh form the fight i NEED A HERP IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE MORNING LIGHT HES GOTTA E SURE AND HES GTTA BE SOON AND HES GOTTA BE LARGER THAN LIGHT larger than light highway to the danger zone lmao if you can't tell i love 80s music lol i sing it all the time with jeff and my other babu daddies lj an ej. anyway, dats the end thank.
~I ran out of ideas for this OC, so I ended up having 6 minutes and 10 seconds to spare before adding an extra detail or two. So, I had about six minutes left. Should I add anything else? Also, for copyright reasons, I'm also going to say the obvious fact that the only things I own here are the "plot" and OC. I will also say that I used this drawing base for the art because that's what other authors do:~
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