~Have fun with the cringe mothertruckers~
one day i got the jojo golden wind uncit edition from ebay because i heard it wasd [popular. i was DEAD WRONGGGGGGGGG. I popped in the disk and immediately went like "what the frick" becayse i saw that just before anything from a normal disk came up thare was girono with diavolos head in his hands and this confused me because wasn't diavolo supposed to be in the eternal death loop that giornbo yote him into.
anyway i started the anime anyway and the episode started out with giorno literally fricking stealing crack from a kid. he then gpoes to leaky eye luka and just straight up bashes his head in with a dshovwel. this terrified me but for some reson i didn't stop watching because i just loooooooooooove jojo.
as the episode went on i done got really scared because bruno bucciarati done got murdered by diavolo even though they hadn't betrayed the boss yet and thus this shouyldn't happen right now. abbacchio tell giorno to shut the frink up and then fugo just heckin leaves, but nor before killing naracia by stabbing him with a fork like he does normally. and then abbacchio blamed tit on giorno and abbacchio and gionroi had an epic stand battle where giorno won because even though moody blues is dummy thicc he is no match for golden experience and then abbacchio hecking died. Mista tried to retaliate as well but ended up with the same fate and so giorno sttod out on top. diavolo was still in the room as all this was going down and the two men had an epic atsnd battle. whiel tyhey were fighting giorno had a thing, the STAND ARROW :0000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And so golden experience turned into golden experience requiem lmao. giorno then heading yote diavolo into the eternal death loop and then diavolo woke up in ciocolattas tab;e to be tortured unti l he dies again and again and again and again.
i stood there in silence before i heaRD a voice behind m,e saying "i have a dream to be a gangstar" in a very demonic voice. I turned around and there was nobody there. i then threw the disk into my shreddar so that i would never see it again nor would anybody else. i heard the demonic voice agin and then shrek came out of the shadows with giorno and they both hecking killed me by using the iron maiden on my butt. i suffwr4e a horrible death and then i woke up on cioccolatas table and the cycle began.
the end.
~Wow this sucked. Hope you enjoyed the satire~
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HumorThis is a collection of stories written by myself. All of this is satire and is meant to make fun of different types of creepypasta stories and their clichés. If you want to read these, I would recommend thick skin (as I'll probably make fun of some...
