Traffic On The New Jersey Turnpike

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New Jersey Turnpike Northbound

Ken: *driving*

Steven: Nothing can happen now. We'll be back in Connecticut, soon. What could possibly go wrong?

Ken: *slows down due to congested traffic*

Steven: I had to ask!

Ken: *drives very little as traffic is backed up for miles*

Steven: *sighs heavily* Me and my big mouth......

Brandon: Dude, chill out.

Drivers: *at a standstill on the northbound side of the turnpike, while there is no traffic on the southbound side*

Steven: *growls in frustration*

Kyle: Knock it off!

Time skip.......

Traffic moves along, but not a great deal. But, Ken has a plan B!

Ken: Gonna have to take this exit to the Garden State Parkway!

Sign: Garden State Parkway Woodbridge

Sign: Service area 3 miles

Ken: *takes the exit to the Garden State Parkway, pays the toll, and drives on the Garden State Parkway north* There!

Steven: You're going the wrong way!

Ken: Steven, chill out! I know what I'm doing, thank you! *driving*

Steven: We'll never get home, now! *starts crying*

Brandon: Aw, come on!

Steven: *crying hysterically*

Me: Stop crying!

Iris: Stop crying!

Steven: *still crying hysterically*

Ken: Steven, cut out that crying! You hear me?!

Steven: *still crying hysterically*

Kyle: Dude, come on!

Emma: Stop that crying!

Steven: *still crying hysterically*

Ken: Guys, tune him out! Listen to your music! *turns the volume up on the radio to mute out Steven's hysterical crying*

Steven: *still crying hysterically over the loud music*

All Of Us: *not hearing Steven cry and listening music on our phones*

Radio: *plays Not Just Knee Deep by Funkadellic*

SkittishReflections: *driving behind us* Looks like Ken knows a shortcut! That traffic was backed up!

Matilda: Exactly!

Nathan: *snoring*

Frank: Yep!

Time skip.........

Service area in Montvale.... (Last service area in NJ)

Ken: Does anyone need to use the bathroom? This is the last time, we're stopping. We won't be making any more stops.

Me: I do. And, I am gonna get some Sbarro Pizza. *walks inside*

Matilda: Me too! *walks inside*

Steven: *eyes red and puffy from crying* I'm fine.

Ken: Go clean your face up, Steven. Hurry up.

Steven: *walks inside to the bathroom to clean his face up*

Everyone Else: *stretches their legs*

Ken: Almost in New York.

SkittishReflections: Yup. It'll feel good to be back home, again.

Ken: Indeed.

Frank: *walks inside to get Sbarro Pizza*

Time skip.......

Ken: *driving towards the NY state line*

Sign: New York State

Sign: Welcome To New York

Man: *driving a blue Dodge Ram with a New York license plate on it*

Time skip.......

Ken: *driving on the Tappan Zee Bridge*

Steven: *looks out at the Hudson River*

Radio: *playing Sir Duke by Stevie Wonder*

Stevie Wonder: *singing* You Can Feel It All Over! You Can Feel It All Over Baby!

Ken: *driving on Interstate 287*

Steven: How long are we gonna be in NY?

Ken: Not too long. We'll be in CT, soon! *driving*

Steven: Finally!

Sign: White Plains

Sign: Merrit Parkway

Ken: *driving*

Time skip.......

Ken: *takes the exit towards Interstate 95 north Connecticut Turnpike*

Steven: *sighs*

Sign: Connecticut Welcomes You!

Ken: We're finally in Connecticut, guys!!!

All Of Us: YAY WHOO HOO!!!!!

Steven: About time!!! This trip is now over!

Me: We still have a long way, before we get back in Middletown, stupid!

Steven: *Homer Simpson style* Doh!

Brandon: Yeah, we're in Greenwich.

Ken: *driving on Interstate 95 northbound through Greenwich* We'll be in Stamford, soon.

SkittishReflections: *driving behind us* Finally back in Connecticut!!

Matilda: Yay!

Nathan: About time. How far is it to Middletown?

SkittishReflections: *driving* Still got a ways to go. We're in Greenwich. We should be back home, within an hour or two.







This story was written on Sunday, August 8th, 2021.

A/N The traffic in New Jersey had Steven in hysterics!! He needs to pull himself together! We made it out of Jersey, New York, and now we're back in Connecticut!!! It won't be long, till we get back in Middletown!! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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