Hoes before bros

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that chair guy

OH MY FUCKING GOD SJSJSJSNAMSMMAOAK

BLEACH!?! MY EYES MAMAMAOQOQLQL

that tiger enthusiast 

Woah, I never thought I'd see the day Seokmin would curse

Are you okay? Did seungkwan shove his butt near your face again?

that swelling guy 

Bruh this fabulous piece of art is no where near that donkey 

But seriously I'm intrigued as to why seokmin's like this

that tiger enthusiast 

I'm surprised you even know the meaning on 'intrigued'

that swelling guy 

that swelling guy 

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that chair guy

Hi, let's focus on me before another war of death and life starts

So yeah I'm need of bleach, lots of it

that swelling guy 

I mean I'll willingly send some but I do need the tea 🍵 👀

that chair guy

Sigh this isn't even tea, this is trauma bro

I went to visit myungho (my Kermit looking bestie y'all should know him) for an assignment

I tried knocking at his door but he didn't answer so like any good friend I used the spare key to open the door

And I saw...FRICKING HE WAS EATING SOMEONES FACE, LIKE WTF MY INNOCENT EYES

so I just quietly wiggled away and now I'm sitting outside his door 🕴🏼

that tiger enthusiast 

That's just sad bro, here take all the bleach my broke ass has

that chair guy

Your a real one bro, I lobe you

that tiger enthusiast 

Bro!

that chair guy

Brooo!

that swelling guy

Yeah yeah enough with this shitty excuse of a drama

Who's the guy he was kissing?

that chair guy

Oh yeah I didn't get a chance to look at his face, hold up I'm gonna peep though the window 

that tiger enthusiast 

Be careful bro, I don't have enough bleach for everything D:

that chair guy

....

ksjsnajanan WTF IT WAS HIM?""?!!!!,,, THATS WOW IM SJSJSKSNAM

that swelling guy

WOW ITS THAT BAD? SEOKMIN YOU ALRIGHT? REMEMBER YOUR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM

that tiger enthusiast 

NOWS NOT THE TIME FOR TEAMS THIS GUY IS SOMEONE WHO MADE SEOKMIN MALFUNCTION 

that chair guy

Right under my nose as well

I'm feeling the betrayal up here

Wen Junhui, who knew he's the one who confessed to my son

that tiger enthusiast 

IM SORRY WHAT!?! HES THE GUY JUN CONFESSED TOO!!? 

IT MAKES SENSE NOW, ALWAYS STARING, SMILING BY HIMSELF AND BUYING A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF KERMIT MERCHANDISE!

AND TO THINK I HELPED HIM OUT

THEY REALLY WENT HOES BEFORE BROS 

that swelling guy 

I-

This is too much tea but it's always so sad at the same time

that chair guy 

that tiger enthusiast 

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that tiger enthusiast 

SEOKS YOU BETTER GO MAD ON THEM, LILE HIDING A RELATIONSHIP FROM YOUR HOMIES AINT VERY CASH MONEY

that swelling guy

I HAVE TO AGREE WITH THAT, IM NOT EVEN RELATED BUT I CAN FEEL THE PAIN

I'm offering my broom to you

that chair guy

Okay okay I'm calm down now 

So obviously there must be a reason why their hiding and we shouldn't get angry too quick, I'll scare them a bit and then tell you guys the tea, okay?

that tiger enthusiast 

Okay fine D: 

Show them what you got boi

that swelling guy

Yeah tear them to pieces ✊🏼

that chair guy

I wouldn't got that far but I'll see what I can do :D


A/N

Schools really horrible and a pain in the ass but I'm back at it again :finger guns:

Schools really horrible and a pain in the ass but I'm back at it again :finger guns:

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