that tiger enthusiast
What's better, cereal or oat meal?
I'm at the grocery store and idk what to eat 🧎🏼
that swelling guy
Cereal of course
Who the hell eats oat meal?
that tiger enthusiast
Well lots of cool people boo seungkwan ✋🏻
that swelling guy
I'm guessing one of them is your useless ass
that tiger enthusiast
HEY! I'm not asss!!!
that swelling guy
You didn't object to be being useless
Anyways cant you get something else, like bread or something
that tiger enthusiast
BREAD?!
no thanks, I have trauma cause of that old hag throwing it at me
that swelling guy
You really keep grudges don't you
Thinking back, it was the first time the three of us met each other right
that tiger enthusiast
Your right
Freaking Seokmin called me a hamster 😠
that swelling guy
That's the truth tho you wannabe tiger ✊🏼
that chair guy
Damn I leave for awhile to find you guys arguing again D:
that tiger enthusiast
No no no me and seungkwan werent fighting, this is how we exist
that swelling guy
Exactly, it's how we can stand each other
that tiger enthusiast
But anyways
SEOKMIN
HOW WAS THE AUDITION!!?
DID YOU SET THE STAGE ON FIRE LIKE I TOLD YOU TOO?
that swelling guy
YOU TOLD HIM TO COMMIT ARSON?!!
that chair guy
YOU TOLD ME TO COMMIT ARSON?
that tiger enthusiast
I meant figuratively but pop off I guess
that chair guy
Thank god
But to answer you question
GUESS YOU SCORED THE LEAD ROLE
that swelling guy
OMG JUN HYUNG??
that tiger enthusiast
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
ITS OBVIOUSLY MINGYU YOU FOOL
that chair guy
Gee sorry to break your bubble but it was me bitchs
that swelling guy
I mean of course it was you kyoemie hyung
We were joking, right hoshi hyung?
that tiger enthusiast
Yea :D
that chair guy
Suspicious but I'll take it for now 👀
that swelling guy
Anyways congratulations hyung 🎉🎉
that tiger enthusiast
I knew you would do it seoks 🥳
You know what as a treat, I'll get you something good to eat
that chair guy
Thanks guys :D
I couldn't have done it without your support and kermit
that swelling guy
Kermit?
that chair guy
Yeah kermit the great of course
that swelling guy
Wait why do you have a kermit doll with you?
that chair guy
Oh yeah, myungho gave to me as good luck
Which worked btw
that tiger enthusiast
I don't buy that
There's no way a toy could help you get a role
that chair guy
Say whatever you want just be careful when the gods of luck start torturing you
that swelling guy
He's right you know, who knows what would happen
that tiger enthusiast
You too Kwan?
I'll be fine guys, I'm the great tiger hosh—
that swelling guy
Did you just cut yourself off mid text?
Hello?
Hey?
that tiger enthusiast
FREAKING SEOKMIN WAS RIGHT
KERMIT KNOWS EVERYTHING AND IS POSSESSED
I WAS JUST MINDING MU BUSINESS WHEN BOXES OF CEREAL FELL FROM THE SHELF
AND GUESS WHAT!? A KERMIT DOLL WAS THERE TOO
YOU KNOW WHAT IM BOOKING IT
SHHSAJAMAKAKAA
that chair guy
Is it too late to say that I came to surprise him at the grocery store and while adjusting my bag, I knocked over the boxes and Kermit came along with them?
that swelling guy
Yes yes it is late
Then again he deserves it so let's just wait for him to come back :>
The devil works hard but Seokmin works faster indeed
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Yes yes an achievement it is
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