Kermit knows all

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that tiger enthusiast 

What's better, cereal or oat meal?

I'm at the grocery store and idk what to eat 🧎🏼

that swelling guy

Cereal of course 

Who the hell eats oat meal?

that tiger enthusiast 

Well lots of cool people boo seungkwan ✋🏻

that swelling guy 

I'm guessing one of them is your useless ass

that tiger enthusiast 

HEY! I'm not asss!!!

that swelling guy 

You didn't object to be being useless

Anyways cant you get something else, like bread or something

that tiger enthusiast 

BREAD?!

no thanks, I have trauma cause of that old hag throwing it at me

that swelling guy

You really keep grudges don't you

Thinking back, it was the first time the three of us met each other right 

that tiger enthusiast 

Your right

Freaking Seokmin called me a hamster 😠

that swelling guy

That's the truth tho you wannabe tiger ✊🏼

that chair guy

Damn I leave for awhile to find you guys arguing again D:

that tiger enthusiast 

No no no me and seungkwan werent fighting, this is how we exist

that swelling guy 

Exactly, it's how we can stand each other 

that tiger enthusiast 

But anyways 

SEOKMIN

HOW WAS THE AUDITION!!?

DID YOU SET THE STAGE ON FIRE LIKE I TOLD YOU TOO?

that swelling guy

YOU TOLD HIM TO COMMIT ARSON?!!

that chair guy

YOU TOLD ME TO COMMIT ARSON?

that tiger enthusiast 

I meant figuratively but pop off I guess

that chair guy

Thank god

But to answer you question 

GUESS YOU SCORED THE LEAD ROLE

that swelling guy

OMG JUN HYUNG??

that tiger enthusiast 

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT 

ITS OBVIOUSLY MINGYU YOU FOOL

that chair guy

Gee sorry to break your bubble but it was me bitchs

that swelling guy 

I mean of course it was you kyoemie hyung

We were joking, right hoshi hyung?

that tiger enthusiast 

Yea :D

that chair guy

Suspicious but I'll take it for now 👀

that swelling guy

Anyways congratulations hyung 🎉🎉

that tiger enthusiast 

I knew you would do it seoks 🥳

You know what as a treat, I'll get you something good to eat 

that chair guy

Thanks guys :D

I couldn't have done it without your support and kermit

that swelling guy 

Kermit?

that chair guy

Yeah kermit the great of course 


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that swelling guy 

Wait why do you have a kermit doll with you?

that chair guy

Oh yeah, myungho gave to me as good luck 

Which worked btw

that tiger enthusiast 

I don't buy that

There's no way a toy could help you get a role 

that chair guy

Say whatever you want just be careful when the gods of luck start torturing you

that swelling guy 

He's right you know, who knows what would happen 

that tiger enthusiast 

You too Kwan?

I'll be fine guys, I'm the great tiger hosh—

that swelling guy 

Did you just cut yourself off mid text?

Hello?

Hey?

that tiger enthusiast 

FREAKING SEOKMIN WAS RIGHT

KERMIT KNOWS EVERYTHING AND IS POSSESSED 

I WAS JUST MINDING MU BUSINESS WHEN BOXES OF CEREAL FELL FROM THE SHELF

AND GUESS WHAT!? A KERMIT DOLL WAS THERE TOO

YOU KNOW WHAT IM BOOKING IT 

SHHSAJAMAKAKAA

that chair guy

Is it too late to say that I came to surprise him at the grocery store and while adjusting my bag, I knocked over the boxes and Kermit came along with them?

that swelling guy 

Yes yes it is late

Then again he deserves it so let's just wait for him to come back :>

The devil works hard but Seokmin works faster indeed

A/N

What's this I'm alive :0

Yes yes an achievement it is


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