This idea came to me in between working on novels. I decided I wanted to take a break and write something fun. Look me in my eyes and tell me you don't want a sassy punk Jiang Cheng and an acrobatic Wei Wuxian with questionable fashion choices?
First and foremost, this is obviously not set in China. While I would love to attempt something like that, I would probably stumble and end up embarrassing myself. If you're here for realism then I strongly suggest you look elsewhere. If you want some fluff, snark, and bumbling, dense idiots, then by all means. Pop a squat. Stay a while. Consider this my disclosure.
The tags will be updated as seen fit, and I'll put any glaring trigger warnings in the notes before hand.
I love feedback. I'm not going to say that my self esteem is directly attached to the comments I get from my writing but...you know...
Please ignore the cover art. I'm good with words, ok? I'm terrible at art and I didn't want to steal someone else's work so...just...ignore it?
Another Disclaimer: I'm super bad at naming things so if we could just disregard titles that'd be greatttt
Anyway, stay beautiful mother fuckers. Hope you enjoy
(This is also posted on Ao3)
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FanfictionLan Xichen is the CEO of one of the richest companies in the world. He's efficent, savvy, and altogether bored. Lan Wangji is a ruthlessly efficient police officer with the highest moral code of anyone who had ever donned the uniform. Jiang Cheng is...
