Everyone except Goku and Saitama prevents themselves from touching their food.
"Pretty normal if you ask me," said Goku. "Hey, Vegeta? Could you pass me the butter? I wanna eat another bar."
"Pass it yourself, Goku," Vegeta said depressedly.
"Did... you just call me... 'GOKU!?'" asked Goku.
"Yeah..." said Vegeta. "Someday... you'll go far... and I hope you stay there..."
"Saitama..." said Goku. "There must be something wrong here! And I can't tell what!"
"Saitama... I think something is making everyone in this house sad!" yelled Goku. "We should help them!"
"I'm Saitama and I'm a hero for fun, after all," smiled Saitama. "Of course I'll help!"
"The real heroes are the ones who tolerate your idiocy," said Vegeta, depressedly.
"Aw! Thanks, best buddy!" smiled Goku.
"That wasn't a compliment-... You know what? The hell with it. Cheers to that, Kakarot," said Vegeta.
"You can't trick me! 'Vegeta...' Or if that even is your real name!" said Goku, as he grabs Vegeta's hair. "What's your real name!? WHERE'S MR. KRABS!?"
"Huh? What?" asked Vegeta.
Saitama slaps him. "Where's Mr. Krabs!?"
"Who?" asked Vegeta.
Goku slaps him. "Where's Mr. Krabs!?"
"Come again?" asked Vegeta.
"GLADLY!!!" yelled Goku and Saitama.
Meanwhile... in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Grimm... my other book...
The Jazz Fusion are eating their meals at a cafe.
Spongebob sneezes.
"You alright there, buddy?" asked Patrick.
"What's wrong? You got a cold?" asked Josuke.
"No... I sensed... a disturbance..." said Spongebob.
Miguel JoJo shivers.
"What's wrong, Mr. Reaper?" asked Finn.
Miguel shakes his body. "I dunno. Chills in my spine."
Meanwhile... here...
Goku slaps Vegeta.
Saitama slaps Vegeta.
Goku slaps Vegeta.
Saitama slaps Vegeta.
"Goku. I don't think this is working," said Saitama.
Goku drops Vegeta's head on the table.
"Ow."
The pair thinks for a second.
"This must be an attack from an enemy Stand!" smiled Saitama.
"Stands? I simply don't under... stand!" smiled Goku.
The pair laugh at Goku's joke.
"Ignorance is a Goddamn bliss..." said Vegeta. "You two must be the happiest pair in the entire fucking world."
"Thanks, Getes!" smiled Saitama.
"Fuck."
Goku and Saitama fly out of the tortoise and look around for clues.
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Jump Force: Golden Dream
FanfictionRight after Vento Aureo in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, right after the Broly Movie in TeamFourStar's Dragon Ball Z Abridged Universe, right after Saitama defeated Boros, and right after Mob defeated C.L.A.W., The JoBros, Goku and Vegeta, Saitama, and...
