Oh My Jashin! (Lemon)

Chapter 1: Dark Hall

It was 45 minutes past 7 when Minah returned to the base from her solo mission. She never really liked being paired with anyone in the organization, the Akatsuki. Though it's inevitable to go with one or two more members, it's ok with her as long as she would not be bothered by them. She never really had a decent conversation with any of them, except with Pein.

After passing by Pein's office to report, she went straight to the kitchen to make herself a dinner. She hadn't eaten anything the whole day so she was dead hungry. As she was on her way to the kitchen, she walked by a silver-haired guy, whose hand was snaked on some girl's hip. Never have she seen the girl before but Minah knows the silver-haired guy.

His name is Hidan, the "manwhore" as labeled by the members. The most short-tempered and foul-mouthed member of the Akatsuki. She recalled how he tried to make some moves to her before but she never took notice of him. Never really spoke to him more than 5 minutes. (Cruel isn't it?)

As they were passing side by side, Minah kept her eyes straight as Hidan smirked at her with a "wanna-join?" -look in his face. As usual, she ignored him as he walk with the girl towards his room.

'Jerk' she thought to herself. She then went her way to the kitchen. Made herself a sandwich. She never really cooked more than enough, or should we say never cooked for others in the base. Though she made a good cook before joining the organization. Minah sat at the counter as she munched her bread when she heard someone opening the fridge. She easily sensed who it was since they all live in the same place.

"Hi!" approached by the person who was digging the fridge. "You just came back, un?" it was the blonde member. "Yeah." As Minah answered munching.

She reminisced how scared she was when she joined Akatsuki 2 months ago. Well, how could she not be? A man with a lot of piercings, a member with mouths in his hands; an immortal man; a guy with lots of tentacles creeping out of his body; a talking sharkman; an immature masked-guy; a boy with hundreds of puppets; and other members she is yet to meet. Well, could it get any weirder and scarier? It took Pein a week to convince her to go out of her room. Oh boy, that sure was not easy, though she got used to it now. She was giggling as she recalled when she got cut off. "Are you okay, un?" says the blonde with cocked eyebrows. She just nodded in embarrassment.

'Was it Deidachi?...Deidora..Dei..' she tried to recall the blonde's name but couldn't. 'Shit.' as she sighed defeated.

"Minah right?" the blonde one starts again. She nodded to response. "Deidara, it's Deidara, un." says Deidara, whose hand was extended and shook hands with her. "We've been in a mission together with Sasori-na-danna. I think that was your first mission, un." Deidara continued.

She was trapped with a very "interesting" conversation with Deidara (sarcasm,LOL) when they heard loud moans from upstairs. It was awkward and it continued for a very, VERY long moment.

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The kitchen, where they at, was just across the living room, separated by the counter where Deidara and Minah sat. The 2-floor living area wasn't really oversized at all. It's just enough to have their own privacy but not too big that they couldn't see each other eye to eye anymore. In the ground floor, there's a decent size kitchen and a spacious living room/dining hall which has this long 12-seats dining table, a couple of sofas, wall paintings and bookshelves. It's an open-ceiling to the next floor. There's only one staircase leading to the 2nd floor's hallway, across Pein's office, and the rest of the area in the 2nd floor was just members' rooms, each with its own bathroom. The training hall, on the other hand, is located at the basement. It's actually 10x bigger than the living area. It's at least 50 meters high from the ground to the ceiling and it was built to handle big explosions and shock.

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Minah watched how Deidara grew an annoyed anime vein while they're having conversation. It was going well just until Deidara snapped and shouted towards the 2nd floor.

"HIDAN, YOU MANWHORE! SHUT YOUR DOOR AND KEEP IT DOWN, UN!" Deidara angrily said.

"Fuck off, girly!" Hidan shouted back. "Or might as well fucking join us here!"

"I'm not girly, you asshole! And thanks, but no thanks, un!" Deidara replied. True enough that Deidara looks boyish in Minah's eyes. Minah smiled awkwardly 'Oh boy! This is going to take forever.' she thought.

After a while, she returned to her room. Deidara seemed so nice so she was wondering how a person like Deidara got involved with this organization. Minah never really goes out unless she has a mission or wants to eat. She mostly spent her time in her room reading some books or in the training hall, alone. Now she thinks maybe she can invite Deidara in her room, since they are both girls (wait-WHAT??) right?

She quickly hopped to the bathroom and took a shower. It surprised her how she didn't hear moans anymore from the room next to hers. It was Hidan's, by the way and she found him very annoying, though he's good-looking. Every week, at least twice or thrice a week, he kept her awake till dawn with those annoying noises coming from his room.

Dim-lighted room, she finds it very cozy. Changed with a very comfortable white tank top and blue cotton short shorts after shower, she lazily climbed her bed and slammed herself onto it. "I'm so tired." says Minah as she closed her eyes.

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Minah found herself walking in an empty hallway. Dark empty hallway that leads to a room. She walked towards the room, but never seemed to get any closer. Tired as she was, Minah sat down to rest a little, when she heard mumblings.

"Were they enough?" whispers coming from the wall. She placed her ear on the surface of the wall to hear them clearly.

"I hope so. Shin was the best we can offer." the other man answered back.

'Shin?' Mina's thought. ' Shin-sensei?' She became confused.

"I did not know THEY would wipe everyone out." As the man continued. "Well, I hope it was enough. We can't afford to lose anymore Jounin."

'Wipe? What are they talking about? Shin-sensei?' As Minah grew more confused.

"Minah-chan.." a husky, tortured voice called her. She looked around and was shocked when she saw a silver-haired guy on the floor. Blood. Full of blood in the surrounding. Her pupils constricted. Her chest started to pant, as if there's something heavy on it.

"S-Sensei..?" says Mina with a shaky voice as she saw Shin, her sensei and lover, down on the ground with dismembered limbs and full of kunai stabbed on his back "S-Shin?"

"I-I'm sorry... I t-tried to protect Nemaru. I'm sorry" he heavily panted his words before his last breath.

Minah stood there as tears quickly filled her eyes. Shocked. Without a single word. From afar, she saw a small framed body, laid on the ground, covered with a piece of white cloth full of blood. She literally dragged herself closer to the body, she knew at the back of her mind, whose body she is staring at.

"N-no." She could hardly spoke a single word as if there's something clogged in her throat. "Please let it not be you." As she cried with her shaking voice. It did not take long before her heart was crushed as she lifted up the cover. It was a boy, whose throat was cut opened. It was Nemaru, her younger brother.

Everything went black and white.

And she SNAPPED.