Oh My Jashin! (Lemon)

Chapter 17: Map

This chapter is dedicated to *cough*my#1fan*cough* IRawrAtKittens, who kept reading my silly story. :) Thanks Kat! Cheers!

"Isn't this a little too revealing, Konan-san?" said Minah as she slowly spun in front of the mirror. "Oh come on, you looked gorgeous, Minah." Konan giggled as she watched Minah hesitate about the black two-piece. A little while back, Konan had a problem with Minah's bathing suit and she wouldn't let Minah out until she changed it. She found Minah's suit a little "unattractive", so she lent her one of hers, which seemed too sexy for Minah's taste.

Minah observed how pretty Konan was with her dark-blue two-piece; though she was older than Minah, she looked younger than her actual age. She was hot and her skin was glowing and Minah actually felt a little unsure about how she would look but Konan insisted that she looked completely fine. "It sure does feel nice to have another girl in Akatsuki." Minah happily said as they walked to the beach, arms locked with each other. "I told you so, didn't I?" Konan giggled. From afar, they saw Kyuu stumbled from his seat as he watched the two ladies walked towards them; he was completely swept off of his feet as he ran beside Deidara and pointed him to the ladies direction. Minah saw how Deidara blushed and looked away as soon as he laid his eyes on them. "I-Isn't that too much, senpai?" Kyuu said stuttering as he stepped back a little from Minah and Konan. "Oh relax, boy. You don't get to see this everyday." Konan teased as she sat on the seat beside them, followed by Minah, who just chuckled and laid beside Konan to sun bathe.

Men passing by started to prey their eyes on the two enticing ladies, throwing them weird grins. Some would stumble and others would whistle while they passed. Soon Konan went to the sea and swam with Tobi, Kyuu and Kisame while Minah stayed with Deidara. Hidan and Kakuzu, who sat from afar, watched Minah and Deidara as they chatted and giggled. Hidan just rolled his eyes then looked away, "You look stupid. What is it, kid?" said Kakuzu as he observed Hidan clenched his teeth everytime Minah and Deidara tittered. Hidan just sighed irritated, laid his back and chugged his soda; from the looks of it, he wasn't going to tell Kakuzu. "Fine.Die lonely." "As fucking if." Hidan hissed, sitting up again. He was unsure whether to tell Kakuzu or not, but he did anyway. "Last night I told Minah I fucking like her." Kakuzu raised his eyebrows. "You did?" in disbelief. "And?" he continued. Hidan just stooped and put his hand at the back of his head, rubbing it. "I guess she liked that fucking faggot more." he said in low tone. "You got dumped?!" Kakuzu raised his voice and Hidan shhh-ed him. "What the fuck, old man?!" he said annoyed as he turned his head from left to right and see if someone heard them. Fortunately, nobody. Kakuzu chuckled and Hidan just looked at him with his bored eyes. "I fucking hope you choke on your fucking tongue while you laugh." he sarcastically said with his straight-face.

Kakuzu stopped laughing and cleared his throat. "Well, that's a first for you." he said. "No shit Sherlock!" Hidan in sarcasm. "Hey. Be nice, kid. I'm on your side." Hidan just crossed his arms. "Okay. So you told her you liked her, but she said she liked blondie?" Kakuzu as he tried to make him talk. "She didn't really tell me she like Deidara. She just said that we have to stop fucking." "Oh you sleep together?" Kakuzu in awe. "As if you didn't fucking know. But yeah, occasionally." Hidan bluntly said raising his eyebrow. "Hmm." The green-eyed guy just put his thumb and index finger on his chin and rubbed it. "Why don't you just take her?" he suggested. "You mean fucking rape her?" Kakuzu nodded. "You really thought I'd do that shit to her?" "We'll you always get what you want." Kakuzu has a point but Hidan just couldn't. "Maybe this time I fucking can't." said the silver-haired guy as he turned his eyes to the sea. "I like her. Sure I want to fuck her and wake up in the morning beside her. But Lord Jashin told me I can't." Hidan grabbing his jashin necklace. "He said human emotion brings unbearable shits." kissing his necklace. "I thought screwing couple of bitches would undo her in my mind. But fuck it!" he said as he dropped his necklace back to his chest, looking disappointed. "I fucking loose it when she's around." Kakuzu chuckled again. "I always thought you were just dull, but now I believe you really are stupid!" he mockingly said, making Hidan send him an annoyed gaze. "She probably liked you too but you were just being a jerk." Hidan just made a face, "I've always been like this." he said bluntly. "Well, I may not look like it, but I was married once." Kakuzu confidently said and Hidan's jaw dropped. "No shit!" he said in awe. "Women usually tell you exactly the opposite of how they feel when they're pissed. She's probably upset of you bringing women home. If I were her, I'd probably choose Deidara over you, too." he said chuckling. "Fuck you old man! I thought you were on my side." Hidan groaned. "Oi, you think she fucking like me too?" "No." Kakuzu said in sarcasm. "The fuck?!" Hidan looked confused more than ever. "Find it out yourself, kid." Kakuzu later on left Hidan alone. The rest of the members already left the beach while Hidan stayed to think.