truth or dare

Chapter thirteen

Marinette: Adrien.. WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU SUGGEST THAT??

Adrien: THEY SEEM COOL WITH IT!!

Marinette: WHAT ArE YOU- what are you.. uH..UuHhH what are you.. even implying that we dooo.. together?

Adrien: *opens his mouth and lets gravity drop his tongue out* *eyebrow waggle* 

Alya: OOOOOOOOO spicy 

Nino: Alya lets just give them a little privacy as they uh.. devour.. each other's faces

Adrien: we're not gonna- well maybe not our faces..

Alya: WOAH WOAH WHATCH ITT.. that's a little graphic.. sheesh 

Adrien: huh? WHAT NO! I'M IMPLYING NOT OUR FACES.. maybe like an arm or neck or something-

Alya: you know that's **** right??

Adrien: n-no it's.. not

Alya: THE ACT OF PUTTING ANOTHER PERSONS BODY-

Adrien: NONO ITS just playful and.. f-fun 

Marinette: sigh.. Adrien it's **** ...it's really- it's just ****

Adrien: it can't be cause I like it and I...

Alya: -like **** 

Adrien: Nino.. NINO HELP ME OUT!!

Nino: Adrien can have as many kinks as he wants. 

Adrien: [holy...im a perv]

Marinette: look Adrien I know it's difficult for you to keep your boy hormones to yourself.. 

Adrien: [nono please don't find me gross] I'm sorry it just came out wrong-

Marinette: Just don't spread them to me!!

Adrien: huh?

Marinette: It seems contagious.. is it like a virus? SHOULD I WEAR A MASK?

Alya: girl you're doin too much

Adrien: wait what do you- you have it..too?

Marinette: nO!!

Alya: that is a 'yes'

Adrien: so you don't think I'm gross then?

Marinette: why would I think you're gross?

Adrien: I like something pervy..

Marinette: and what you think I'm gross then?

Adrien: no cause when a lady has that kinda thing... its hot.. but when a dude-

Marinette: that sounds like a double standard..

Adrien: oh uh I guess..

Marinette: it also sounds like you're sexualizing women

Adrien: well it's a sexual thing soo..

Marinette: it's hot when guys do it too..

Adrien: wait then aren't you sexualizing men now?

Marinette: it's different 

Adrien: ok.. i guess... I'm sorry I really didn't realize i was offending you.. I don't understand your logic but if you could explain it to me I'd be happy to listen. I want to better understand you Marinette.. 

Marinette: sigh..[Adrien Agreste truly is the most perfect man. I tested his feminist beliefs and he said sorry after I threw crappy 'logic' in his face.] It was a test.. I was just messing around

Adrien: so I.. should sexualize females?

Marinette: when its already a sexual topic yeah.. Or you CAN... for example if i send you a picture of a skimpy dress you can say- nevermind.. but if um i send you a pic of a new macaroon. It'd be gross if you said something dirty.

Adrien: okay. I think i understand now.. You're always right and I should never talk out of my place..

Marinette: that's not what i'm saying at all!

Adrien: that's what Nino just whispered in my ear..

Marinette: NINO! Don't corrupts the innocent I'm trying to teach him a valuable lesson!

Alya: he is not innocent! pfff!!! he's talked about many.. MANY *** dreams.. WIth LADYBUG

Marinette: what.. l-ladybug? 

Nino: ye you said you had one were you gave her panties?

Adrien: UGHH!!! Enough! I'm not into to her like that anymore I just think she's cool now..

Marinette: hold on.. you were hesitant to be with me because you wanted to get with a super hero?? SHE'S LITTERATLY A SUPER HERO..IT'S NOT EVEN A COMPLEX

Adrien: Don't make fun of me.. we all have our dreams..

Marinette: no no I'm not making fun of you! I'm sure she would have said yes. Considering how great you are.

Nino: yeah dude we all know you had a shot with her.

Adrien: well I'm glad i made the right choice anyway..*forehead kiss* annyywayyy...have you ever had a crush a the dashingly handsome chat noir?

Marinette: No.