IMA WRITE A LIL BETTER ( STORY SPEED RUN )
While Hisoka was doing whatever he was doing. Haiji was plotting a plan called " THE SOOPER DOOPER ULTIMATE PLAN ". It was actually shit.👽💭💩
He actually kidnapped Kurokuma. Just Kuro. Not Kotoko... Masaru... None of them... Just the goddamn bear... 🤦🏾
" KUROKUMA TELL ME WHERE THE.. hegehehehebgeheh... kids are... 🤵🏾👉🏾🤷🏾
Kurokuma protested. He was kicking his useless, stubby ass legs. But he was tied to a chair. That was actually just a broken toilet from the " above world ". 🌚📢🐻🚽
" HAIJI OMG SO GROSS!!! YOU'RE SO QUIRKY!! OMG MUDER YASSS QUEEN! "
Haiji turned to see shirokuma just standing there.
Haiji said " Tf u just say...? " YASS QUEEN??? "
R U BUNKO BENOSHIMA!?!?!? "
Shirokuma was flabbergasted
" W-w-w-w-w-hat???? NOOO!!!! "
" I'm ＧＵＮＤＨＡＭ ＴＡＮＡＫＡ "
Haiji stared in digust " Um... Chile- anyways so... "
TIME SKIPU
After haiji explained his plan he threw kuro and shiro into a caged. They fucked UwO. ✨✨✨😜💥🔥🎃😜
