Southern Newbie

#4

"AREYOU COMPLETELY INSANE!!!" Emmett yelled as we headed to canteen(cafeteria). "what?" I ask, I may be somewhat crazy and a bit ofa rev-head but come on; I'm not 'INSANE'. "What was that withTrent? He could ruin you, he could ruin us." "Okay Emmett that'senough. Stop being a drama queen and relax." "Relax, RELAX"owe, he really needs to lower his voice. We had entered the canteen(you know what, I'm gonna say lunch room from now on) and werestanding at the table where in front of us Heath sat. "Hey guys,Spence, why is Emmett yelling?" "Well Heath, as Ferris Buellersaid:'Pardonmy French, but'EMMETT 'isso tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeksyou'd have a diamond.'" "hahaha, what happened" "oh stress-head here thinks I'm'Insane' because I spoke to this 'Travis guy" I got confused looksfrom both the boys. "Come on Newbie, you don't even remember my name, oh I AM wounded."Speak of the devil and he shall appear "um..." "Trentdarlin'... Trent" "oh, hi" I sat down beside Heath, who lookedbetween us a few times before glancing at Emmett you gave him asimple shrug, then turning to me. "Why is Trent here? What is goingon? Trouble really does follow you everywhere doesn't it? What didyou do have sex in Janitors closet?..." "Okay ease up therebuddy.. I don't know, he's probably here to annoy me; Honesty I'm notsure If I 1) ever know what's going on, and 2) ever will know whatsgoing on; and yes, I guess trouble does follow me everywhere, buttrust me you've only seen the tip of iceberg and finally.. The F***Health you are 15 and NO I did not have 'sex' in the 'Janitors'closet." "Are you sure?" "Do you want me to tie you up in atree?" "No sorry!" He raised his hands in defense. "Anyway Ijust came for something so I'm just gonna grab it and go..." Trentsaid after a slight pause, Next thing I know, I'm being thrown over ashoulder and walked out of the lunch room. "What are you doing? LETME DOWN YOU NASSAISTIC BOGAN DIPSTICK! There is no need to be aBounce." He laughed as did his mates, whom I had no clue we hadeven arrived in front of. "I have no clue what she just said?"The blonde one asked while laughing. The 'Nerdy looking one of thebunch, he was such a dag, leaned in and asked me to 'Translate"."Well..." "Ben" he interjected. "Ben.." I smiled at him."A 'Bogan'is a young,immature person, a 'Dipstick'isa fool or idiot, and a 'Bounce'isa bully." Trent scowled at me and I grinned. "That is so cool..""Spencer" I interjected. "Spencer, you can speak in...""Slang..." I filled in again. "...and we have no clue what youare on about" I shook my head and high-fived my new favouriteperson. "Why can he call you Spencer and I can't" Trent asked."Well 1) you have elected to call me 'Darlin' and 'Newbie', and 2)Ben here is a dag like me and my new best friend... provided that iscool with him of course?" I turned to Ben. "Why Spence, I wouldbe honoured!" he put his hand over his heart. With that we linkedarms and skipped to the front of the school.