Business With A Band - DISCONTINUED

Chapter 4

Okay! Sooo... lets begin.

The two recruits and one infant chaotic-good child were walking in a special modded server Wisp made.  ( this is just a filler! its them having fun. )

'' Cmon- Deooooo? Why cant we go fetch Luke and Bitzel already?? '' Tommy whined, annoyed.

'' Idiot child, let's just see this ' twist. ' '' Deo said, plainly.

'' AY WHAT THE FUCK I AM NOT AN IDIOT, I'M INTELLEGENT AND I AM NOT A CHILD! ''

Deo responded to Tommy's wrath with '' True, Bitzel and Luke are too. You're just mentally younger. ''

'' NONONONONO- I AM BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM! ''

'' Sure you are. '' 

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'' Guys I found a village! '' Wisp exclaimed, excited. 

Their secret friend they added, who has a chicken named Reginald '' CARBS! YES! '' ( his name is graystillplays )

That got a laugh out of everyone.

" CARBS, COME! " 

They joke about carbs and genuinely scare the villagers. The iron golem comes to them and attacks them..

" AAAAAA- "

" Jesus it's just a- OKAY LET ME JUST.. "

Wisp hits him and does the 3 block strat.

" See? easy as that! "

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SO ANYWAYS- TIMESKIP TO WHEN THEY GET A FISHING ROD! 

" Okay, so now we hook a mob... and what happens Gray? "

" Haha.. zeros. "

" Wha? " Tommy asked.

Gray just said " Zeros. Much zeros. "

They run for a while, looking for a single mob. They eventually find a zombie at night. 

Gray readies his rod. " Watch above his head. Her, their- eh whatever. "

He hooks it, and it gets full netherite armor, and theres a sword stat with a million on it. "

Wisp " OOHOOHOO- YESS! "

Gray " GO, UNDERLING! ATTACK THIS- "

All of their surroundings are completely destroyed. 

Gray " Let's hook the ender dragon. "

Deo " Why? "

Gray " ...... CARBS! "

The chicken child somehow speaks out " Father, I crave lava. "

Gray picks up the child, and goes " I know Reginald, we'll go mining. "

Gray, again " Hey by the way, if you mine for ores you can get a better rod that means more zeros. Also theres some super ore too. "

" Super ore? " Tommy asks.

Gray " You'll see. It's really cool. "

They gather wood, and start mining. 

Gray " So you can make cobble, but I say we go for diamond immediately. "

Wisp " Yeah, but my luck is HORRIBLE! "

Gray " I can spawn in it. "

Wisp " Yeah, lets do that- "

Gray spawns in the Netherite rod, and hooks it like 10  times randomly. Now they have 100 iron golem gods. 

Gray " HAHAHAAH- YEAHH! SO I DID THIS! "

Wisp " OOMPHHHOHO- AHHAHAHA! YESSS! "

They were near lava, so Reginald is chilling in there. 

Reginald " Father this is like that other thing but with more people! "

Gray " Yes, yes it is. "

A poor spider comes in. 

Gray " You know what to do guys, KILL IT. "

It gets killed brutally. 

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Wisp " By the way, on the electronics mod theres alot of people. Like theres a Youtube thing that has millions of people on it, so if you wanna be popular thats there- "

And I don't know what to do next.