Avenger's Chatroom

ERROR! COULD NOT ASSEMBLE AVENGERS! ERROR!

Heyyyy!!! So I was wondering if you guys like Natasha to be in the chatroom or just the guys and sometimes Nat, plz comment to let me know!

Thor: CLINT!!!!!!!!! IT'S 2 WEEKS UNTIL THE WEDDING!! OMG I CANT WAIT!!

Tony: 13 DAYS TILL THE BACHELOR PARTY!!!

Loki: Am I invited?

Clint: NO! I mean, uhm, no cuz uh u might blow up the whole place :D

Loki: But I was grounded for a whole entire week ;-;

Tony: NOT THE PUPPY DOG EYES!!

Loki: I WANT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!

Thor: AHEM!! WHAT IS THE MAGIC WORD?

Loki: I'M NOT GONNA SAY IT THOR!!

Thor: FINE, THEN I GUESS UR NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING THEN

Loki: >:( ughhhhpleasehhhhh

Tony: this is slightly amusing

Clint: I'm sorry, what was that Loki?

Loki: PLEASE

Clint: LOL no

Thor: BUT CLINT!!!! HE SAID THE MAGIC WORD AND ALSO WAS GROUNDED FOR A WEEK

Tony: I mean, that sounds pretty fair for me

Clint: FFFFFFINE!!! BUT ONLY TO THE BACHELOR PARTY

Loki: YESH!!!! timetoblowthingsup

Clint: WaHt? O.o

Loki: nothin :D

(Steve entered the chatroom)

Tony: Where have you been, Steve?

Steve: GUYS I NEED HELP, LIKE RIGHT NOW

Tony: Now?

Steve: IM SORRY, DID I FUCKING STUTTER BITCH?!

Clint: What happened?! WHERE ARE YOU!?!? 

Thor: LOKI, WHAT DID YOU DO?

Loki: It's not me cuz im right here, still grounded..

Steve: I'M STUCK AT WALMART WITH BRUCE...WELL THE HULK

Tony: O.O THE HULK HAS COME TO LIFE!!?!?!? I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thor: WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED THO?

Steve: SOMEONE CALLED BRUCE A VEGETABLE MONSTER 

Clint: I'M JUT TRYING TO GET INTO MY HAWKEYE SUIT, DAMN I NEED TO GO ON A DIET

Steve: QUICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BLACK FRIDAY BTW, EVERYONE IS BEING SQUASHED BY HIM!!!

Clint: WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THE HULK TO WALMART ON BLACK FRIDAY?!

Steve: XXXXXXXXL SIZE PURPLE SWEAT PANTS AREN'T EASY TO FIND YA KNOW

Tony: YA DO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BILLIONARE FRIEND RIGHT HERE, CORRECT?

Loki: I'm just gonna sit back and watch this

Thor: THERE'S NO TIME FOR JOKES LIL BRO

Loki: I'M NOT YOUR BROTHER >:(

Tony: WHAT ISLE ARE YOU AT?

Steve: CAN YOU NOT SEE THE HUGE HULK IN ISLES 5 AND 6!?!?!?! HE'S LIKE THE HUGEST THING EVER

 Clint: OMG CAN YOU GRAB SOME FAKE ARROWS FROM THE KIDS SECTION, I REALLY NEED SOME EXTRA ARROWS

Steve: THERE IS NO WAY IN DA HELL I'M GOING IN THE KIDS SECTION, ON BLACK FRIDAY

Tony: I SEE YOU!!

Steve: -_- no shit

Thor: I CANT FIND MY HAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clint: I thought you could do the magic with your hands and the hammer will come to you

Thor: I THINK SOMETHING HEAVY IS STUCK TO IT

Loki: THOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE HEAVY THING ON YOUR HAMMER!

Tony: HURRY!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S ATTACKING THE POP TART SECTION!!!!!

Thor: HANG ON LOKI!! WE NEED TO GO SAVE THE POP TARTS!!!!

Tony: HOLY SHIT!! THE HULK IS BETTER LIVE THAN IN THE MOVIE!!!

 Clint: I'M ON MY WAY, STEVE

Steve: NOOOOOO!!!!!! HE'S RUINING ALL THE AMERICAN FLAGS!!!!!!!!!

 (Fury entered the chatroom)

Fury: WHO LET THE HULK INTO WALMART?!!?!?!??!

Loki: AHHH!

(Fury kicked Loki out of the chatroom)

Steve: IT'S DEFINITELY NOT ME

Tony: FURY!!! WHERE WERE YOU TO ASSEMBLE THE AVENGERS?! 

Fury: AVENGERS!!!! ASSEMBLE!! I love to say that

Clint: GUYS!!!!!!! I JUST DROPPED THE WEDDING RING AT ISILE 3

Thor: HAMMER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clint: OH NO...

Tony: DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT? I THINK IT WAS A SOUND OF A RING CRUSHED INTO MILLIONS OF PIECES

Clint: FML NATASHA IS GONNA KILL ME

Fury: FORGET ABOUT THE RING, YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE DAMAGES BRUCE CAUSED! IM OUTTA HERE!!

(Fury exited the chatroom)

Steve: JSJSKDOOEQKJSJDJERJJRJS

Clint: DID BRUCE JUST TAKE STEVE'S PHONE??

Thor: HE PROBABLY GOT CRUSHED BY HIM

(Steve lost connection)

Clint: BRUCE IS COMING FOR ME, AND I DON'T HAVE ANY ARROWS, CUZ SOMEONE WOULDN'T BUY IT FOR ME!  SO GOOD LUCK ON YOUR OWN GUYS

Tony: SHIIIIIIIIITT!!!! MY SUIT JUST RAN OUT OF BATTERY!!!!!!!

Thor: WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Clint lost connection)

(Tony lost connection)

Thor: GUYS?

Thor: DONT LEAVE ME!!

(Thor exited the chatroom)

(The chatroom is now empty)