Steve: O my gawd, THIS IS THE BEST PARTY EVERR!!!
Bruce: I'm so glad to be back
Tony: IKR! WE CAN BE SCIENCE BUDDIES AGAIN!!
Steve: Being locked in that prison must be tough
Bruce: You have no idea
Tony: It is NOT a prison, Steve! Its a container that drains all of "the hulk's" powers
Steve: And I'm also so glad we got the cake business dealt with
Clint: Cake business?
Tony: It's a long and complicated story
Steve: The list was wrong and then the church and then the oven and then the tissue and before we knew it, NewYork was upside down in a frown
Natasha: Okkkk
Thor: I WONDER WHERE LOKI IS
Tony: I thought you invited him to my party
Thor: SIGH* HE'S PROBABLY LATE AGAIN
Loki: It's called being FASHIONABLY late
Tony: what. are. you. wearing.
Loki: Did you mean, WHO am I wearing?
Natasha: Was that... Loki... who just walked through the door?
Thor: HOLY! I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT PEACOCK!!
Clint: Well, there's always something weird in Tony's parties
Steve: That's definitely something
Loki: I AM WEARING A FLOCK OF ANIMALS!
Bruce: How did you even fit through the door?!
Tony: SHHHHH!! GUYS OMFG!!
Steve: ??
Tony: SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL
Loki: UM! S'CUSE ME! I AM A MAN!
Tony: not you HERRRRR
Natasha: WELP! I should get going
Tony: NONONONO!!! NAT! WE NEED YOU TO BE OUR WINGWOMAN!! (Instead of wingman)
Natasha: What's in it for me?
Steve: A friend?
(Natasha exited the group)
Bruce: WTF STEVE!
Tony: steve, I AM THIS CLOSE TO KILLING YOU 👌🏻
Steve: SORRY SORRY! Where is this girl anyways
Tony: SHE IS A HARD 10
Steve: Wat?
Thor: IT MEANS SHE'S HOT
Tony: PUT YOUR PHONES DOWN AND LOOK UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve: :O
Bruce: :O
Clint: :O
Thor: DAMNNN
Tony: ALRIGHT GUYS! IM KICKING LOKI OUT CUZ HE HAS NO CHANCE WITH THAT GIRL AND I CALL DIBS ON HER
(Tony kicked Loki out of the group)
Steve: HEY! YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS ON A GIRL!
Tony: I just did
Clint: well, I guess this is the race to see who wins her first
Thor: MAY THE BEST FLIRTER WIN
Tony: I'M GOING IN!
Bruce: GASP* TONY JUST POINTED AT ME!! AND SHE GIGGLED!!!!
Clint: Well, you're fucked
Steve: GUYS! THIS IS OUR CHANCE! GET PEPPER!
Thor: NO NEED FOR THAT!
Bruce: O damn. Pepper is sure giving him what he deserves
Steve: Should we help him?
Bruce: NO STEVE! This is a competition
Tony: WTF GUYS! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN ME ABOUT PEPPER!!
Clint: It's nothing personal, it's just business
Thor: MY TURN!!!!!!!!
Tony: JARVIS! ACTIVATE THE MICROPHONE PLS!
Bruce: Microphone?
Tony: I snuck it into Thor's pocket
Steve: Gee, who knew flirting was such a big thing
Clint: Welcome to the 21st century
Tony: NOW SHH! THOR'S TALKING
Thor's Mic: HEY! UM! IS YOUR DAD A THIEF? CUZ HE MUST OF STOLE THE STARS FROM THE SKY AND PUT IT INTO YOUR EYES!
Clint: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Tony: wow, nice one Thor
Savannah's mic: heheehe, is this your first time flirting with someone?
Thor's Mic: Is it that obvious?
Savannah's mic: Just a bit
Thor's Mic: Can I get you a drink?
Savannah's mic: No thanks, my boyfriend just arrived
Thor's mic: uh uh uh uh, you mean, Loki?
Savannah's mic: Ya, I know it's bad that I'm engaged to a world villain. But I love him
Thor's Mic: But but but
Tony: no
( Loki entered the chatroom)
Loki: What was that about me having no chance with her?
Clint: How how how
Loki: Well, you know what they say! Im the looks and you're the brains
Thor: I can't believe that just happened
Steve: I am weirdly impressed
A/N Heyyyy! Thanks for reading this chapter and please give me feedback and requests!
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