Y/N got out of bed at 5:00am to the sound of Shrek-Chan violently shitting. "wow he's so amazing and hot" Y/N though to their self as they got out of bed slowly. "hey baby girl" Y/N said to Shrek-Chan as he stumbled out of the bathroom that was crumbling to the ground after his violent shart. "shut the fuck up you bitch i hope you chew on glass" he says lovingly, bashing Y/N into the stone walls, all of their bones immediately breaking on impact. "i love him so much" Y/N thought after getting up.
12 years later Y/N is sitting on the TV, pondering when Shrek-Chan will come back home. "i will suck his 40 ft penis" they thought. just after that completely innocent and christian thought, donkey enters the home. "omg hi Y/N have you seen my sexy wife Dragon?" he says, backflipping in the process. "nah soz" they say, also backflipping. Y/N then starts sobbing violently, bashing their head against the table which was covered in shit (cuz the bathroom crumbled 12 years ago). "bro why the fuck you crying 💀" donkey says, sashaying towards them. "i think Shrek-Chan is cheating on me..."
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Shrek x Y/N
FanfictionShrek-Chan just got into a divorce with Fiona and he is now living with Y/N since they are besties 🤪 Y/N has a massive crush on Shrek-Chan but doesn't believe what happens next... WARNING: Possible smut (😎) and swearing.
