Mobius's Birthday (Part 1)

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"Mobius!" Says Loki Walking Throughout TVA. "Where Are You Mobius!"

Loki Stops And Turns Around Face Hunter-B15, "You Understand That Mobius Is On A Mission, Right?-" Says Hunter-B15.

Loki Slaps His Head," Of Course He Would Be. But Could You Bring Me To Him?-"

Hunter-B15 Shakes Her Head, "Sorry Can't Don't Know Where He Is, He Only Said He Had A Mission." Then Hunter-B15 Walks Off.

"So Helpful-" Says Loki Being Sarcastic. Loki Walks Off Again Going To Find Someone Else Who Could Help Him Out.

"You Realized She's Lying To You, Right?" Says Sylvia Popping Out Of Nowhere.

Loki Jumps "Where The Hell Did You Come From! Also What Do You Mean?"

Sylvia Hits Loki Over The Head, "You Realized Today Is Mobius's Birthday Right? And If So Maybe He Is Trying To Get A Break From You For His Birthday."

Loki Looks And Sylvia, "It's His Birthday?"

Sylvia Nods, "I Can't Believe You Don't Know Your Husband's Birthday!" Says While Running Off.

"HE'S NOT MY HUSBAND'S" Loki Screams "At Least Not Yet" 😏 Loki Walks To Mobius's Apartment. Opening The Door And Walking Inside Seeing Mobius Was In There Just Behind The Door.

"Hi Loki." Says Mobius,

Loki Yells Like It's Bloody Murder, "WHY ARE YOU HERE!"

Mobius Puts His Hand Over Loki's Mouth Trying To Shut Him Up, "First It's My Apartment So I Can Be Here If I Wanna, Second Why Wouldn't I?"

Loki Pulls Mobius's Hand Off His Mouth, "Well Maybe Because It's Your Birthday And Sylvia Said You Probably Wanna Spend It Without Me Bothering You."

Mobius Closes The Door, "First I Could Care Less If It Was Birthday, Second Sylvia Doesn't Even Know What She Wants How Could She Know What I Wanna Do?" Says Mobius As He Sits Down On The Couch.

Loki Walks Behind Mobius And Leans His Head On Mobius's Shoulder, "So What Do You Wanna Do For Your Birthday, There Is Literally Nothing Here To Do-" loki Complains.

Mobius's Looks At Loki, "Your Very Annoying When Complaining Like A Child In My Ear. Also I'd Rather Just Do File Work But I Can't Since It's My Birthday,"

Loki Sighs "You Wanna Do Files, How Boring Could You Be!" Loki Walks Off.

"Not Boring I Just Have Nothing Better To Do." Says Mobius Looking At Loki.

Sylvia Busts Down The Door, "What's Up Gays And Half Gays!" While She Walks Over To Mobius.

"What The Hell Did You Just Call Us?-" Says Mobius.

"She Called You Gays And Me Half Gays-" Says Loki Walking Out The Door And Down The Hall.

"Where's He Going?-" Says Mobius Still Trying To Cope With What Just Happened.

"I Don't Know, He Isn't My Husband." Says Sylvia.

Mobius Hits Sylvia Over The Head, "You And Loki Are Like Twins-" Says Walking To His Room Closing His Door Behind Him.

"Well We Kinda Are The Same Person So...." Says Sylvia.

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