Daniela Nieves as Tegan Penelope Jones
Drew starkey as himself
Everyone else as themselfs
Cal : drinks
Tegan; yes its well needed after todays shift
Cal ; tell me about itI shut my locker
Aj : lets go please
Cal ; aj your driving
Aj ; no todays shift killed me i need a drink
Tegan ; we can just uber or what ever i don't care lets just get a drink
Cal ; alright moody pantsI push them both out the changing room and we go down stairs and out the door and we walk over to the bar ordering drinks .
Aj : well needed
Cal : why is there so many guys in here theres no girls
Tegan; I'm a girl
Cal ; yh but i can't flirt with u then sleep with u because you'll just slap me
Aj : u don't like it go to another bar
Cal ; I'm not going alone
Aj ; then deal with it
Cal ; i need a girl
Aj ; no u don't
Cal ; i want to finish from a 24 hour shift go home and have someone i can just cuddle with its so lonely finishing a shift and going home and no ones there
Tegan; aww
Cal ; shut up
Aj : u little softie
Cal ; suck your momI burst out laughing and aj spits his drink out and we all start laughing
Aj ; your paying for my next drink u mad me waste mine
Cal ; it was the tiniest bit
Tegan ; oh shut up the both of u , u sound like teenage boys
Cal ; yet again moody pantsI throw peanut at him and it hits in the head and me and aj start laughing while cal pushs me .
Aj : u say your lonely get a dog
Tegan; or a cat
Cal ; and whos gonna look after my pet when i do 24 hour shifts cause i can't leave it alone it will just piss and shit every where .
Aj : get your sister or someone to let your pet out
Cal ; if i was to get a pet it would be a dog
Tegan ; i want a golden retriever
Cal ; that what i would get or German shepherd
Tegan; yh same
Aj ; golden retriever are so basic
Cal ; but there adorable and u think every dog is basic because u don't like them
Aj : yh
Cal ; not getting an animal i want a girlfriend
Aj ; get one then
Tegan; ugh I'm going for a pee get me another drinkI get up and i go to the bathroom and i do my business and i head out and i walk into someone which made me jump and i hold onto my chest
Guy ; oh my fucking god
Tegan; sorry
Guy ; its ok u just scared meI walk off and i go back to the boys
Cal ; shes here
Aj ; we have a weird question for u
Tegan; oh god ok
Cal ; if u had a boyfriend would u rather want to screw your boyfriends body but his personality is your dads and u know its your dads . Or screw your dad but i know its your boyfriends personality just once
Tegan ; what the atchally fuck thats disgusting and i am not answering that...what
Aj : yashvi asked me that at work but me with a fake girlfriend and my mom i didn't answer but i just asked cal
Tegan: bet he answerd
Cal ; i didn't thank u very much i practically said the same as u
Tegan ; I'm surpised yashvi asked that
Aj ; i was shocked i was just driving next thing i know yash asks that and i looked at her gave her the most distrusted look and said I'm not answering that because its disgusting and weirdI look up and i look around and i see the guy i bumped into and we make eye contact.
Cal ; oi
He nudges me
Tegan; huh
Aj : whos that
Tegan: i don't know
Cal ; why u looking at him then
Tegan; hes a good looking guy
Cal ; go talk to him
Tegan; no
Cal ; go on
Tegan ; no
Cal ; oh my God I'm sick and tired of u 2 thinking people are attractive but not doing anything about it.
Aj ; because we will most likely die within the next few months our captain is shit 5 people from our team have died within the last 6 months since he came in and took over.
Cal ; even before he came in u guys wouldn't talk to anyone .
Tegan ; its mad how the captain hasn't been fired yet before him no one in our team had died in a year . And now hes come in 5 people of our team have died on the job in 6 months
Aj ; probably black mailing people so he doesn't lose his job look at our last captain he was amzing but turns out he was black mailing half the bosses
Cal ; surely not a second captain black mailing
Aj ; u never know
Cal ; u think u know people
Aj : yh
Cal ; oiHe nudges me again
Tegan; oh my God what
Cal ; stop staring at the guy and just go talk to him
Aj ; leave her alone
Tegan; see this is why i love u and hate u
Cal ; oh u love me
Aj : surprised if anyone could love u
Cal ; oi
Tegan; that went to far oh cal i do love uI pull him into a hug
Cal ; can we make out now
I push him away
Cal; see can't flirt with u cause u reject me and don't flirt back
Tegan; I'm sorry
Cal ; should be
Aj : right i need sleep
Tegan; me to
Cal ; I'm gonna stay
Aj ; enjoy dude
Tegan; see u soon
Cal ; peaceI get up and i hug him and me and aj walk out side and i order an uber
Aj : see u soon
Tegan: byeI get in the uber and it takes me home
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