Just a little explanation thingy bob for the story.
Anything in italics is an inward thought a character is having.
Anything in bold is a time skip.
You're all smart people you know what speech marks and shit mean kay enjoy.
***START OF STORY***
My childhood was full of happiness. I mean how could it not be being God's daughter and all.
I mean my brother Jesus was a dick. 'I'm the chosen one this' 'Im the favourite that' 'The prophecies are gonna be true' blah blah blah
I was the first born and looked after his smelly ass whilst dad was making the rest of the world. There was also an unspoken prophecy that only the heavenly knew truly of the undistorted truth...
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"I can't believe you did that"
He was hot and I'm a thot what can I say.
Jake and I have been best friends for a while pretty much since nursery. He was the stupid to my even stupider.
"We've got to get to uni now we're late."
"Fashionably late never hurt anyone. "
"Yes but crippling debt does."
"Good point."
"Honestly, Holly I don't know what I'm gonna do with you ever since I met you you've been getting me into trouble.
It started from farting in bottles to peeing in apple juice cartons to now being fashionably late all the time."
"All in all I've been a great influence on you. "
"Come on let's go."
"2 hours later and I'm bored and tired and did I mention bored."
"Hey look everyone it's the weird girl, who you talking to now?"
The hallway erupted in laughter. I just hung my head in shame and ran away as I normally do.
"Hey, sh-sh-shut the fuck up. Y-you have no right to-to-to talk to her like that!"
I stumble and stop in my tracks. Tears flooding.
"Oh its M-m-michael. I'm so sc-sc-scared"
Laughter combusts through the walls once again
"Great now the both of us are in the shits come on, thanks for that it was really brave of you." I try to say it like I meant it.
"No-no worries."
*Fast forward to later that day at home....*
I wish God would just answer my prayers and make me extinct.
"Why do you need him when I can help you?"
"More voices great." I say very sarcastically.
"Sweetheart I'm more than just a voice."
I turn around slowly to be greeted with the sight of a beautiful woman.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!"
I pick up my books and start hurling them at her she just stands there taking it, doesn't even flinch, a smile crawls on her face she walks towards me.
I walk back very flustered and trip over Benji (my teddy). Fuckin Benji. I think to myself.
"If you wanted it like this you should of just said so."
"Get away from me, who are you?"
"Well if you would stop scrambling away, throwing things and tripping over helplessly I would be able to introduce my sexy self."
