Why the fuck are people trying to kill me
"Holls?"
I didn't do anything wrong.
Why does Luci think I'm special?
"Holly"
She likes me. But from a baby that's a bit weird. Young love I guess
"HOLLY!"
"WHAT!Oh sorry Mr James I was day dreaming abit you startled me."
You just seem abit out of sorts no I'm okay was you asking me something no just checking up on you.
*Bell rings*
"Oh, is that the time remember your assignment is due soon."
Why can't I stop thinking about her she so so so fucking hot.
"Hey Holly. How are yo-"
"I'm in love with Luci you might not believe she's real but she is.
She's so hot and so hot and did I mention so hot.
I'm scared I've never liked a girl before *grabs Jake by the shoulders* do you hear what I'm saying SHE IS TOO MUCH."
"Okay. Wait what.
The devil is Luci?"
"Yes."
"But I thought-"
"No she's not a guy lost in translation blah blah blah and she kissed me and other stuff."
I say the last part abit quieter.
"If you like a girl that's cool you know you don't have to make a whole thing up it's okay to like girls."
I inhale deeply and rub my temples."Okay Jake, I guess it's abit crazy to believe."
I go out to my car and wave bye to Jake. And there she is
"What the hell are you doing here?"
"What do you mean?"
"Luci I mean what the hell are you doing here?"
"I'm going to university."
"WHAT!"
"I go uni here now." She says stifling a laugh.
"No no no no no you can't do that."
"Why? You scared were gonna have sex."
I just stare at her gormless not knowing what to say.
She giggles
"Honestly we might need a bucket and a mop for you."
"How did you even pull that off?"
"Well ah... pulled a few strings here and there ba-da bing ba-da doom. I'm 20 and now an art and philosophy student?"
"Philosophy yh I wanted to have some fun tormenting some religious folk whilst I torment you and your sexuality."
"You are not tormenting my sexuality." I say sternly and turn my head like a toddler not wanting to eat their veggies.
"So your accepting it now that's good."
"Shut up I'm not accepting anything because their is nothing to accept your wrong about me I don't like you... at all."
"Mhmm I believe you. I've got a meeting now then I'm going home."
"Wait people can see you
now."
"Yes."
"Witnesses, great."
Shit now Jake's gonna know that Luci's real oh fuck oh fuck.
"Great" I say less enthusiastically.
