"you!you big headed son of a bi-"
"Stop!I haven't gave the warning out for swearing yet!"
"Hurry up and get it done then!"
"Jeez,ok,ok!"
Tw:swearing.thanks for paying attention to this reader.
"There,I did it."
"You big headed son of a bitch!i swear on Satan's life,I will fucking make you feel sad!"
"Why?the fuck did I do to you?"
"You didn't tell me you hung out with shroud today!I wanted to hang out with him!"
"And that's my fault how exactly?"
"You didn't tell me!"
"I didn't know you were going to hang out with him today!"
"I can't-"
"Will you two shut the fuck up?!"
"Sorry tommyyyy...."
"It's fine,big c.elijah,keep it down."
"What?!they started this!"
"No,you did.now quiet down or you'll be used for target practice."
"Fine..."
"I'm leaving now,good by you two."
"Bye Tommy"
"Bye Tom.."
"Did you just try to pin the blame on me?"
"Yes,because it's true."
"Yeah?well it's also true that you are my chocolate!"
"That is not true."
"Then it being my fault also isn't true."
"I can believe we have to whisper this."
"Do you want to be a target for target practice?"
"No?"
"Neither do I,and we were told to keep it down or we would be.so,are you gonna try yelling again or keep whispering?"
"Ugh,fine,I'll keep fucking whispering.this is such bullshit though."
"Oh my prime,just calm down Elijah."
"Since when did you start using prime?"
"Since a few weeks ago?"
"Really?you don't seem the type of person to do that stuff."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I don't know you just don't seem like the type of person."
"Elijah,cam you come help me?"
"Sure Tom,be there in a minute!"
"We will continue this after I help Tom out."
"Whatever."
Hello reader!this is your break!please go get food or water while we wait for Elijah to come back.
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Oh hey,it's been a great talk,but Elijah's back!"Listen,Elijah,as much as it's fun arguing with you,I have a chapter I need to write"
"For what book?"
"Your book."
"Well,it's more centered around Tom so.."
"Yes,it is,but it also has you as a smaller main character."
"So you basically co-own the book"
"Wow,I co-own a book?"
"Yes,now shush.i have to get going and it's difficult to teleport when you're talking."
"Wait,where are we in the story again?"
"Just after Tommy meets J."
"Oh,J,he's a cool guy."
"I know,I made his personality."
"Did you really?"
"Elijah,anything I want to happen happens because I said so.i could make you die in the story if I wanted to,but if don't want to."
"At least,not yet.."
"What?I might die??"
"Yeah,but you currently won't die.just the story Elijah."
"Oh..well I guess I'll let you work then."
"Thank you.now farewell."
"See yo-"
"They fucking teleported while I was speaking!"
So reader,there you go.now,like I mentioned,I'm going to write another chapter.i might be mean and put some enderman in there to make it confusing.
Word count:
546 words!
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The creator meets their characters!
Fanfictionhello!this is just a fun little thing I thought of that I guess would calm my hyperactive brain down for a little while :)