New friend

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*the present*
Latina cat zay: THESE BITCHES NOW I HAVE NO FRIENDS
Latina cat zay: ill make one 🤸‍♂️
*latina cat zay calls tony stark*
Latina cat zay on the phone: bitch build me a robot
Tony stark: bitch no i got super hero shit
*tony hangs up*
Latina cat zay: fine ill make it myself
*after latina cat zay makes the robot*
Ill call her "im bored"
*latina cat zay turns on im bored*
Im bored: mac and cheese
Latina cat zay: no
*im bored makes itself explode*
Nvm we cant end this shit here
Latina cat zay: no
*Im bored summons mac and cheese*
Latina cat zay: BITCH YOU FLOODED MY APARTMENT WITH MAC AND CEESE
Im bored: idgaf
-written by me and jenna

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